Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2022 rumours thread

[popillius]

Spot on.

Anyways - we're ****ed aren't we? ....Derby County anyone?

Seriously. We need to publish this thread.

It's absolute gold dust.

 

[TommyK]

Seriously. We need to publish this thread.

It's absolute gold dust.

We can put it on the internet!!!

 

[popillius]

We can put it on the internet!!!

No one would believe it was real.

 

[Jimmy Lad]

We can put it on the internet!!!

My brother in law tried to do that. He’s now on the sex offenders register

 

[tedfoxxx]

Seriously. We need to publish this thread.

It's absolute gold dust.

Midfield diamond of Hughes, Draper, Wellens and Joey.

Send that to Kenneth Kendall to read out.

 

[popillius]

Midfield diamond of Hughes, Draper, Wellens and Joey.

Send that to Kenneth Kendall to read out.

Tell me it's Hume or Campbell up front, please.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Tell me it's Hume or Campbell up front, please.

Are you sitting down Pop?

It’s Hume AND Campbell up front.

 

[popillius]

Are you sitting down Pop?

It’s Hume AND Campbell up front.

****ing STUNNING.

Now that gives me the ****ing 'orn.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62742837

Well, here we go.

Plus I'm not missing out on the Derek & Clive stuff either so in honour of Wes if anyone feels like replying to his comments in this piece they should obviously address them to :

****
London

 

[bocadillo]

It gives me the ****in’ horn.

But then everything gives me the horn. I open the gate, that gives me the horn. I step on the pavement, that gives me the horn. I just have to look at a picture of a piece of toilet paper and it gives me the horn.

Everything gives me the hoooorn.

Except my wife Valerie. She doesn’t give me the horn at all. I said Val, **** knows what it is love but you don’t give me the horn.

Coincidence that - you having a wife with the same name as Dudley Moore's.

 

[alex]

Newcastle United have entered the race to sign Leicester City's Belgium midfielder Youri Tielemans, 25. (Mail)

Arsenal have been tracking Tielemans throughout the transfer window, but another "mystery club" is now ready to table a bid as Leicester set a £30m price tag. (Express)

 

[tedfoxxx]

Tielemans to Newcastle would pretty much be the final straw for me and football.

 

[alex]

Tielemans to Newcastle would pretty much be the final straw for me and football.

I know….

 

[Blue Maniac]

Tielemans to Newcastle would pretty much be the final straw for me and football.

Anyone who joins that shithouse club can get ****ed forever

 

[Micky]

So it's judgement day.....

 

[Brown Nose]

So it's judgement day.....

Right now, I'm approaching Pleat/Shipman Out levels of anger.

Today needs to be pretty fecking special.

 

[Graz]

2 centre backs and a winger is my hope for today.

Let's see how that goes...

I can't decide whether I want Tielemans to go today or not. I'd hate to lose him, especially at the last second, but I'd hate him to go on a free even more.

 

[Micky]

Right now, I'm approaching Pleat/Shipman Out levels of anger.

Today needs to be pretty fecking special.

Patience BN... We are ready to press the button....

 

[Brown Nose]

Patience BN... We are ready to press the button....

You keep saying that. Our record on deadline day isn't one to inspire confidence.

 

[fox58]

It’s the final countdown