Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2022 rumours thread

[camberwell fox]

**** that, stick me in goal

Not just now, mind, I’ve fractured my ankle and am hobbling around like a twat

Like?

 

[tedfoxxx]

**** that, stick me in goal

Not just now, mind, I’ve fractured my ankle and am hobbling around like a twat

How’d you fracture your ankle you daft twat?

Hope you’re on the mend anyway.

 

[Lako42]

I’ve fractured my ankle and am hobbling around like a twat

****ing hell don't tell BR, he'll be all over you.

 

[Blue Maniac]

How’d you fracture your ankle you daft twat?

Hope you’re on the mend anyway.

Walking to work. Have to walk in the road and the road is shite

 

[pork pie fox]

Walking to work. Have to walk in the road and the road is shite

Walk on the private roads, they're better.

 

[bocadillo]

I’ve fractured my ankle

Like this?

 

[camberwell fox]

Like this?


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Not especially, no.

 

[bocadillo]

Not especially, no.

I wasn't asking you. And, in any case, you've misunderstood my question.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Like this?


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Exactly like that, actually. Spooky

 

[camberwell fox]

I wasn't asking you. And, in any case, you've misunderstood my question.

What question?

 

[jb5000]

£50m for an ok keeper. Feckin hell....

If that's the going rate, Ward will do if Kasper does decide to leave!

 

[Robin127]

Walking to work. Have to walk in the road and the road is shite

You're really Matty James aren't you?

 

[pork pie fox]

You're really Elvis Hammond aren't you?

Sounds like him

 

[bocadillo]

What question?

The one with the question mark.

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Like this?


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There you go. Liked it. Bit shit to be begging though, can't you just tell jokes like everyone else?

 

[bocadillo]

You're really Elvis aren't you?

Swears he is.

He's a liar and I'm not sure about you.

 

[Lako42]

How Leicester is it to conduct a 're-build' of the squad when you have no head of recruitment because you can't get him out of his contract.

Fully aligns with other **** ups like building the best training facilities in Europe and apparently not having any time to use them.

Or getting small players to mark tall players.

Or signing a clod hopping snail of a defender to defend on the halfway line with the last money available.

Etc etc

 

[Orifice]

One for the future.
21 year old Begium forward.

 

[TommyK]

One for the future.
21 year old Begium forward.

He looks good. Always a bit of a gamble as to whether they'll step up. But fits the profile we should be looking for

 

[glyn]

He looks good. Always a bit of a gamble as to whether they'll step up. But fits the profile we should be looking for

I don’t know, I’d rather this year we had people who were ready to upgrade the first team.