Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2022 rumours thread

[Miles Away]

Offer to have him back on loan.

 

[londonfox]

If he was here on a permanent basis he’d be one of the many on the list of, “if we’re going to have a rebuild he’s one who I wouldn’t be unhappy to let go”. I really don’t see the point in signing him on anything other than another loan, and I’m not even sure he’s worth that.

 

[Blue Maniac]

That’s only 8 Demarai Grays

 

[lesterboy]

That’s only 8 Demarai Grays

He's done 10 times more than Gray did at his time with us.

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Yarmolenko’s on a free

 

[Graz]

Yarmolenko’s on a free

Yes please.

Why isn't he renewing at Wham though?

 

[camberwell fox]

Yes please.

Why isn't he renewing at Wham though?

They just told him to not wake them up before he go, goes.

 

[Payne74]

Because his wages

Yes please.

Why isn't he renewing at Wham though?

His wages are extortionate

 

[Graz]

This would be impressive. No way we pull this off I'd think

 

[M17TT C]

Homer will pull him off!

 

[fitz]

This would be impressive. No way we pull this off I'd think

Can't see it happening but if we do pull him off (lolz) I look forward to half of our fans sounding like Wurzels when talking about him

 

[Brown Nose]

This would be impressive. No way we pull this off I'd think

This looks more than a dodgy link to me. This account took it from L'Equipe and this guy is very legit. I've never heard of him but his stats suggest he's more like a Maddison midfielder than a Tielemans.

 

[Brown Nose]

The stories about us looking at new keepers has begun. Yesterday we were linked with the second choice at Real Madrid, today it's Sanchez. I think the end of an era is coming.

 

[tedfoxxx]

The stories about us looking at new keepers has begun. Yesterday we were linked with the second choice at Real Madrid, today it's Sanchez. I think the end of an era is coming.

50. Million. Pounds. For the Brighton keeper. He’s looked like a big flapping wanker when we’ve played them.

Who comes up with this shite?

 

[Brown Nose]

50. Million. Pounds. For the Brighton keeper. He’s looked like a big flapping wanker when we’ve played them.

Who comes up with this shite?

He's perfect for BR. Great with his feet.

He's a very good keeper. Not £50m worth but he's a genuine talent.

And don't have a dig at Percy. He's the man.

 

[M17TT C]

**** spending £50 mil on a goalkeeper!

Spend it on a right winger instead.

 

[Graz]

£50m?! I'd rather stick with Kasper thanks...

Sanchez would be a decent replacement though, when the time comes.

 

[glyn]

Well at the time it was said we spent £12 on Danny Ward, so he’d only need to play 5 league matches for better value £/PL appearance

 

[fitz]

£50m for an ok keeper. Feckin hell....

 

[Blue Maniac]

**** that, stick me in goal

Not just now, mind, I’ve fractured my ankle and am hobbling around like a twat