Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2023 rumours thread - it's started already!

[Miles Away]

The goals he scored make him look a good prospect. But why aren’t Everton using him?

 

[homer]

 

[Graz]

Personally, I'd never heard of him until an hour ago. Apparently, it is a permanent deal, not a loan. Lots of Championship sides after him. He was on loan at Preston last season and scored these goals for them:

Some decent goals in there. Nice to see the mix too, some with his head, some getting in behind with pace. And good composure in many of them too

 

[M17TT C]

If we can shift Daka and get this fella in....

Hopefully not Nacho going out.

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

Personally, I'd never heard of him until an hour ago. Apparently, it is a permanent deal, not a loan. Lots of Championship sides after him. He was on loan at Preston last season and scored these goals for them:

He'd be a top addition - exactly what we need. Reminds me of Vardy in some ways.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Got a decent shot in him, you’d assume

 

[tedfoxxx]

Got a decent shot in him, you’d assume

Short fuse

 

[pork pie fox]

Rock on!

Useless without the ball, I’ve heard.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Hope we get Arsenal in the cup because he’ll make Timber shiver.

 

[Robin127]

But why aren’t Everton using him?

Because, Everton.

 

[Brown Nose]

 

[popillius]

The goals he scored make him look a good prospect. But why aren’t Everton using him?

Because they're a badly run bunch of ****flaps?

 

[Graz]

Christ, I know it's been a busy few days but can't believe I missed us signing Sangare from PSV and now already wanting to sell him!

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

Another strong acquisition.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Have we already done chair jokes? Feels like we have

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

Have we already done chair jokes? Feels like we have

I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to find out the answer...

 

[Blue Maniac]

I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to find out the answer...

If he turns out to be shite for us at least the abundance of potential one-liners will cushion the blow

 

[fitz]

That Everton lad scored a few for Preston. Preston draw every game 0-0 i thought.

 

[Blue Maniac]

That Everton lad scored a few for Preston. Preston draw every game 0-0 i thought.

Yeah but he scored all them nils

 

[pork pie fox]

Tomorrow is going to be ****ing mental, isn’t it……?

I’ve had a fantasy NFL draft to distract me this evening. I’ve got nothing lined up tomorrow, so am going to have to pay attention. Can’t wait