The hysterically annoying and totally unfounded, but traditional, Summer 2024 rumours thread.

[SJN-Fox]

Maybe the m is marbles.

 

[fitz]

£50m? Are we meant to be buying the club or the player?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Used to play for MkDonalds, can’t say I’d be thrilled by that but it’s not like the club can get any dirtier short of being bought by the IDF

 

[Lako42]

Lol

 

[give_us_a_wave]

I don't care if it's 5p. Buying ****s from that stupid pub league is a ****ing stupid idea. It's not 1980.

 

[Miles Away]

So this lad from Juventus looks like it’s a goer. Expensive though - 30M the touted number.

He’s a left-footed, right winger. Bag of tricks.

The link with him and the silence on Fatawu has me a little concerned. Sure Fatawu is still signing, but a bit strange it’s taken this long.

Queue Fatawu announcement in 5,4,3…

 

[FOX Franks]

So this lad from Juventus looks like it’s a goer. Expensive though - 30M the touted number.

He’s a left-footed, right winger. Bag of tricks.

The link with him and the silence on Fatawu has me a little concerned. Sure Fatawu is still signing, but a bit strange it’s taken this long.

Queue Fatawu announcement in 5,4,3…

Wasn’t Fatawu confirmed last week? I thought we’d already completed it as he did an interview saying how few opportunities he got at Sporting?

 

[TommyK]

Sure there hasn't been anything official

 

[Fox Fan]

 

[Mike - True Blue Tinter]

I am sure there would be no shortage of people on here who would happily drive him to any club in this country or even mainland Europe!

 

[lazzer]

Ron Hole ...chortle

 

[Volpone]

Sure there hasn't been anything official

There is now!

 

[pork pie fox]

Ron Hole ...chortle

Reminds me of a house for sale I saw recently, from close to here:

 

[lazzer]

Reminds me of a house for sale I saw recently, from close to here:

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Fnar Fnar

 

[alex]

Leicester City have made an offer of £21m and £4m in add-ons for Argentina attacking midfielder Matias Soule, 21, but that is not enough for Juventus, who want at least a guaranteed £25m. (Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)

 

[Joe_Fox]

Leicester City have made an offer of £21m and £4m in add-ons for Argentina attacking midfielder Matias Soule, 21, but that is not enough for Juventus, who want at least a guaranteed £25m. (Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)

Gerrim in!

 

[H T B]

Somewhere else said that Roma were also interested and he’d rather go there

 

[pork pie fox]

Somewhere else said that Roma were also interested and he’d rather go there

I’ll admit I’d probably want to do that too.

 

[Lako42]

Somewhere else said that Roma were also interested and he’d rather go there

Wait until Rudders offers him club crippling wages

 

[lazzer]

Oliver Skipp ?