The new "Things that piss you off" thread

[lazzer]

Drown the ****ers. Problem solved.

 

[fosseboy83]

the car park not being gritted properly when i work for a company that produces and sells millions of tons of the shite each year

 

[Mawsley]

the car park not being gritted properly when i work for a company that produces and sells millions of tons of the shite each year

If you'd asked me before this post, I'd have said there was no market for it - just goes to show what I know.

 

[fosseboy83]

If you'd asked me before this post, I'd have said there was no market for it - just goes to show what I know.

they made loads last winter and will again this winter. but not to do your own carpark, tut tut

 

[Mawsley]

they made loads last winter and will again this winter. but not to do your own carpark, tut tut

Maybe you could grab sachets of salt from McDonalds and empty them in a line up to your personal parking bay?

 

[fosseboy83]

Maybe you could grab sachets of salt from McDonalds and empty them in a line up to your personal parking bay?

i tried to move me car at lunch but could walk in my work shoes with out falling so gave it the bollocks and had a fag instead

 

[Cate Fox]

the car park not being gritted properly

Ours hasnt been gritted either, despite paying an extortionate service charge to managing agents for maintenance of the grounds. Will be interesting watching everyone's cars rolling back down the hill this evening

 

[Hazzman]

They won't do it. If the grit goes down, they become liable. It's the same here.

 

[fitz]

I'll add finding out I was supposed to be at work all of today, not half day. Thats 2011 holiday entitlement hit already, ****wit

 

[beaumontfox]

Feck off, they were the first presents you bought!

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Surely you agreed to the excess when the policy was issued?

the normal excess is £150, I had to double check the small print next to the 'accidental water damage' bit to see it's an extra £250:icon_eek:

presents for cats! Whats this world coming to?

They needed the new scratching post, new bowls and collars.....

Drown the ****ers. Problem solved.

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Things aren't as bad as it seems though! They've said the excess will come out of the settlem ent, so I haven't got to stump it up first.

 

[Hector]

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the normal excess is £150, I had to double check the small print next to the 'accidental water damage' bit to see it's an extra £250:icon_eek:



They needed the new scratching post, new bowls and collars.....





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Why do they need a scratcing post? You have furniture don't you? :icon_wink

Things aren't as bad as it seems though! They've said the excess will come out of the settlem ent, so I haven't got to stump it up first.

 

[fosseboy83]

1 hour 50 to get home and then no parking on my street:icon_lol:

 

[Cate Fox]

1 hour 50 to get home and then no parking on my street:icon_lol:

oooya... :icon_lol:

 

[Mawsley]

i tried to move me car at lunch but could walk in my work shoes with out falling so gave it the bollocks and had a fag instead

Try cellotaping burning coals to your shoes - this would melt the ice as you walked. Foolproof.

 

[Steven]

Try cellotaping burning coals to your shoes - this would melt the ice as you walked. Foolproof.

Wouldn't it be simpler to wrap some wire around your shoes and attach the wire to some batteries in your pockets. That would melt the ice as you walked. :icon_wink

 

[Leesoh]

Better still; don't leave the house in the first place. It's what all the cool cats do. I say cool; they have their heating turned on, so technically they're comfortable.

 

[Siouxsie]

1 hour 50 to get home and then no parking on my street:icon_lol:

It's taken me an hour and half both today and yesterday to get to work - double what it normally takes. The A6 has been clear on both days so why?

 

[fosseboy83]

oooya... :icon_lol:

not as long then? :icon_biggthe road up to j22 was shocking

 

[Cate Fox]

not as long then? :icon_biggthe road up to j22 was shocking

that was the bit that took the longest (40 mins), the motorway itself was fine.

 

[fosseboy83]

that was the bit that took the longest (40 mins), the motorway itself was fine.

took me over an hour to get there then the road up to markfield was crap too. after that a50 was fine just populated by wankers