The new "Things that piss you off" thread

[beaumontfox]

:icon_eek:

I don't think we want to know what you were doing in the cab with camberwell.....

 

[fosseboy83]

flat tyre bugger! shattered passenger window ^&$"&^$"*(*^$*("&()"*$(*"()*$()"(*$(*"984 bit of a ****y week really

 

[Hazzman]

Status on Facebook or posts such as Twitter like 'I could really do with a holiday. Shitty England blah, blah' from folk my age who have little responsibilities and no-one's dependant on them.

Welcome to life, if you want a holiday....g'won on one.

 

[beaumontfox]

I just changed mine to ' needs a stress free life-where can i get one'

:icon_razz

 

[camberwell fox]

I bet I know how this happened.

Please elaborate.

More annoyingly it has loads of photos of my baby boy on it that i haven't had the chance to upload. :icon_cry:

 

[GazLCFC]

Please elaborate.

More annoyingly it has loads of photos of my baby boy on it that i haven't had the chance to upload. :icon_cry:

Given BMs recent comments on the evils of alcohol I assume he is suggesting you were drunk.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Given BMs recent comments on the evils of alcohol I assume he is suggesting you were drunk.

If I'm wrong, I apologise.

 

[GazLCFC]

If I'm wrong, I apologise.

It's due to alcohol that I lost my phone in a taxi about 5 years ago. Never stopped me drinking though

 

[spionfox]

Leaking taps. Bastards.

 

[beaumontfox]

Leaking pipes> leaking taps.

 

[Macky]

Leaking pipes> leaking taps.

Leaking pipes are better than leaking taps?
I think I'd prefer leaking taps to be honest.

 

[beaumontfox]

Nah, pipes beat taps.:icon_razz

And not in a good way.:icon_sad:

 

[Blue Maniac]

It's due to alcohol that I lost my bottom cherry in a taxi about 5 years ago. Never stopped me drinking though

:icon_eek:

 

[camberwell fox]

If I'm wrong, I apologise.

Well, to be honest BM was right (for once :icon_lol. Although this is not the reason i lost it.

My suit pockets are too shallow and my phone fell out.

Been phoning them since Monday to no avail. Got my mate from CID to call them yesterday evening, 10 minutes later my phone turns up - coincidence, i think not.

 

[Leesoh]

Email job alerts - I have been very specific about the kind of job I am looking for, and the location. So why have I been alerted to the role of PA based in Milton frigging Keynes?

 

[LS6_Fox]

Email job alerts - I have been very specific about the kind of job I am looking for, and the location. So why have I been alerted to the role of PA based in Milton frigging Keynes?

Are there any strange, possibly illegal, duties in the job descripton?

 

[homer]

Are there any strange, possibly illegal, duties in the job descripton?

Plus a very special uniform ?

 

[Leesoh]

Let me guess - female computer game character, perchance?

 

[LS6_Fox]

Let me guess - female computer game character, perchance?

I was referring to the location of said job vacancy...

 

[Leesoh]

I was referring to the location of said job vacancy...

I was replying to Homer. Couldn't think of anything even slightly amusing to reply to you with, and hoped you wouldn't notice the lack of response.