The new "Things that piss you off" thread

[Cate Fox]

I think the journey on Fox Travel itself would probably lead to you being sectioned.

or at the least licking the windows

 

[beaumontfox]

I think the journey on Fox Travel itself would probably lead to you being sectioned.

This is why I don't use it(or pay the dearer prices.)
Plus it doesn't make sense to use them when I can use our SC one.(and i don't have to worry about a random mongie sitting next to me, I can have a seat all to meself so I can snooze all the way there and back!)

 

[Leesoh]

or at the least licking the windows

I apparently offended somebody by using the phrase "window licker". I can't use "mong", or "retard" either. That's three of my favourite insults out of question, along with the various spin-offs I've added to my vocabulary.

 

[beaumontfox]

Pffft.

Having the plans(though not definite) I wanted for today to not happen.

Still, I got some pretty pretty cards made, and cooked a lovely beef casserole for me Sunday dinner.(with plenty left for seconds laters!)

So not all bad!

 

[spionfox]

I apparently offended somebody by using the phrase "window licker". I can't use "mong", or "retard" either. That's three of my favourite insults out of question, along with the various spin-offs I've added to my vocabulary.

S'pose 'downer' and 'spag' are out too then.

 

[beaumontfox]

Not 'spag'!

Used to use that all the time when I was a kid.:icon_roll

 

[Darth Vodka]

you'll be telling me i can't say

"i went for a slash in the spag bog to avoid paying a quid to the bog wog" next

it's political correctness gone mad

 

[Blue Maniac]

you'll be telling me i can't say

"i went for a slash in the spag bog to avoid paying a quid to the bog wog" next

it's political correctness gone mad

A few years back I was talking to some woman who seemed to think of herself as something of crusader against lawbreakers, wrongdoers and idiots. She was telling me a story about when she told a bloke off for parking in a disabled zone, and she seemed to think repeatedly using the term 'mong area' was acceptable.

 

[Cate Fox]

A few years back I was talking to some woman who seemed to think of herself as something of crusader against lawbreakers, wrongdoers and idiots. She was telling me a story about when she told a bloke off for parking in a disabled zone, and she seemed to think repeatedly using the term 'mong area' was acceptable.

I used the word constantly at work and dont intend to change... :icon_lol:

 

[H T B]

Not 'spag'!

Used to use that all the time when I was a kid.:icon_roll

I remember when this was all fields......:icon_wink

 

[Blue Maniac]

I remember when this was all fields......:icon_wink

And you could get on a bus to the pictures, watch a film with a bag of sweets and a bottle of pop and still have change from sixpence.

 

[RHYDAL]

S'pose 'downer' and 'spag' are out too then.

Where does the nation stand on 'flid'.

Please don't let them take the last bastions of childhood ridicule away.

 

[spionfox]

Where does the nation stand on 'flid'.

Please don't let them take the last bastions of childhood ridicule away.

My sister-in-law calls my bro-in-law that.

She only started after he found out what 'douche-bag' meant :icon_lol:

 

[Billyjof]

All people are different, I can tolerate a fair few naunces. I just ****ing hate insincere people.

Living in a new town. Caught up with an old Uni mate. He got a bit shitty because I didn't look him up last time I was visiting here. Caught me out on FB pictures I posted.

last time we caught up he was full of "We should catch up more, go for beers, do this do that.

Three weeks three text messages from me .... nothing. Is he dead? Do I give a ****? Obviously yes as I am billy no mates right now.

 

[Billyjof]

she seemed to think repeatedly using the term 'mong area' was acceptable.

Mate of mine in a journalism class. We are reading an article on disabled people in the work place. The lecturer asked which was the most important wording in the title, to which he replied.

"Among"

Sniggers all round and he was rightly asked to leave.

 

[Mawsley]

I have money. Or more correctly put - I don't have money.

For some construction, whether it was planetary alignment or the way the tea leaves fell, wife has grasped every single penny I amassed and placed it in some little hole to which I have no access.

I wish to get a) more ink, b) a different bike and c) general stuff.

Damn you stupid (sensible) wife. Damn you.

My life is going to feel very shallow without more general stuff.

 

[camberwell fox]

Mate of mine in a journalism class. We are reading an article on disabled people in the work place. The lecturer asked which was the most important wording in the title, to which he replied.

"Among"

Sniggers all round and he was rightly asked to leave.

:icon_lol:

 

[Mawsley]

Essex police refusing to send a copy of the photo claiming that I'm speeding.

"You can pop into the office to look at it", she said.

I'm not riding all the bloody way to Basildon to do that.

 

[fitz]

Mate of mine in a journalism class. We are reading an article on disabled people in the work place. The lecturer asked which was the most important wording in the title, to which he replied.

"Among"

Sniggers all round and he was rightly asked to leave.

ROLF

 

[Mawsley]

School of Comedy: A steaming pile of recently-used tissue paper smeared in lotion.

But let's broaden this out to encompass every piece of shitwipe comedy on the television now.

Which is as good as all of it.