The new "Things that piss you off" thread

[Leesoh]

It is lemon.

 

[Mawsley]

That Keith Lemon is a bit of a twat.

 

[spionfox]

That Keith Lemon is a bit of a twat.

Yeah, but he has Fearne eating out of his hand :icon_cry:

 

[pds]

It is lemon.

I don't wanna talk about it anymore.

 

[Mawsley]

Welcome to today's post of "Things that piss me off". Coming up later in this post you will discover that "I object to television treating me like a moron by telling me what is happening in the next fifteen minutes and then spending ten minutes after the adverts reminding me about the first fifteen minutes."

In the first paragraph I was telling you about the latest in a list of "Things that piss me off". Television treats me like a moron, it always seems to be telling me what is happening in the next fifteen minutes and then spending ten minutes after the adverts reminding me about the first fifteen minutes. Coming up in the final paragraph I will be recapping the first two paragraphs and looking forwards to the next post I will make in the "Things that piss me off" thread.

Hi, welcome back. In paragraphs one and two I mentioned that television treats me like a moron by spending more time recapping and previewing programs than actually covering anything worth ****ing watching. In the next post in the "Things that piss me off" thread I will be explaining why Audi drivers all need a ****ing ice pick slammed into an eye socket.

 

[Darth Vodka]

Welcome to today's post of "Things that piss me off". Coming up later in this post you will discover that "I object to television treating me like a moron by telling me what is happening in the next fifteen minutes and then spending ten minutes after the adverts reminding me about the first fifteen minutes."

In the first paragraph I was telling you about the latest in a list of "Things that piss me off". Television treats me like a moron, it always seems to be telling me what is happening in the next fifteen minutes and then spending ten minutes after the adverts reminding me about the first fifteen minutes. Coming up in the final paragraph I will be recapping the first two paragraphs and looking forwards to the next post I will make in the "Things that piss me off" thread.

Hi, welcome back. In paragraphs one and two I mentioned that television treats me like a moron by spending more time recapping and previewing programs than actually covering anything worth ****ing watching. In the next post in the "Things that piss me off" thread I will be explaining why Audi drivers all need a ****ing ice pick slammed into an eye socket.

this will be the news today
this is the news today
that was the news today



i think you're watching the wrong channels

after University Challenge on monday, it helpfully prompted me to watch a documentary about Copernicus then a special on nothingness

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Welcome to today's post of "Things that piss me off". Coming up later in this post you will discover that "I object to television treating me like a moron by telling me what is happening in the next fifteen minutes and then spending ten minutes after the adverts reminding me about the first fifteen minutes."

In the first paragraph I was telling you about the latest in a list of "Things that piss me off". Television treats me like a moron, it always seems to be telling me what is happening in the next fifteen minutes and then spending ten minutes after the adverts reminding me about the first fifteen minutes. Coming up in the final paragraph I will be recapping the first two paragraphs and looking forwards to the next post I will make in the "Things that piss me off" thread.

Hi, welcome back. In paragraphs one and two I mentioned that television treats me like a moron by spending more time recapping and previewing programs than actually covering anything worth ****ing watching. In the next post in the "Things that piss me off" thread I will be explaining why Audi drivers all need a ****ing ice pick slammed into an eye socket.

Are you Alistair Mcgowan by any chance?

 

[Cate Fox]

Work colleagues who have made it in on time once in seven days... :icon_roll

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Work colleagues who have made it in on time once in seven days... :icon_roll

Sounds like someone I work with! Then when someone speaks to him about it, he makes an effort for about a week then back to his usual rocking up late. Annoying thing is, he lives about a 10min walk away, Idiot!

 

[Cate Fox]

Sounds like someone I work with! Then when someone speaks to him about it, he makes an effort for about a week then back to his usual rocking up late. Annoying thing is, he lives about a 10min walk away, Idiot!

Well our one seems to have the most accident prone route to work I have ever heard of - 5 days out of 7 it was an accident that delayed him, but strangely he always seems to arrive at 8.45am.... :icon_roll

 

[Mawsley]

Audi cars & their ****ish drivers.

They all need a ****ing ice pick slammed into an eye socket.

 

[pork pie fox]

Audi cars & their ****ish drivers.

They all need a ****ing ice pick slammed into an eye socket.

 

[Dour]

Audi cars & their ****ish drivers.

They all need a ****ing ice pick slammed into an eye socket.

I blame it all on this advert from the 1990s:

[YOUTUBE]rSicNiIERAE[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Mawsley]

In a loving way.

 

[pork pie fox]

In a loving way.

I love my Audi so much I bought one for my wife too :icon_bigg

 

[DesertFox]

I used to have an Audi when I was in Leicester. Lovely car.

 

[spionfox]

Getting up early to take people down to the Walkers to get a coach when I ain't even going myself :icon_sad:

 

[beaumontfox]

You wouldn't have enjoyed it anyway.........

 

[Hazzman]

You wouldn't have enjoyed it anyway.........

I think the journey on Fox Travel itself would probably lead to you being sectioned.

 

[spionfox]

You wouldn't have enjoyed it anyway.........

I would until the 96th minute.