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Boundary Park. Why is it always so cold? Every time I've been here it's been freezing and pissing down.

I once got snowed in at Hartshead Moor Services when driving back from a game there.
 
Boundary Park. Why is it always so cold? Every time I've been here it's been freezing and pissing down.

I've only been once. It was feezing cold and pissing down. And the 'car park' was just a muddy field.
 
Boundary Park. Why is it always so cold? Every time I've been here it's been freezing and pissing down.

Me and Mrs Spion got interviewed by Ian Stringer here and it was actually broadcast. I thought all was well until Boc told me later that he had heard it and that I had come across as a right Blue Mongie and that Mrs Spion spoke more sense :icon_redf
 
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Me and Mrs Spion got interviewed by Ian Stringer here and it was actually broadcast. I thought all was well until Boc told me later that he had heard it and that I had come across as a right Blue Mongie and that Mrs Spion spoke more sense :icon_redf

It cant be as bad as being interviewed by Radio Leicester at Wembley, when Emile Heskey had got the equalizer in the cup.. I sounded (so I was told by a Director at the company I was working for at the time) like a total lunatic - but he instantly knew it was me :icon_lol:
 
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It cant be as bad as being interviewed by Radio Leicester at Wembley, when Emile Heskey had got the equalizer in the cup.. I sounded (so I was told by a Director at the company I was working for at the time) like a total lunatic - but he instantly knew it was me :icon_lol:

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH LEICESTER AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH:icon_lol:
 
Verified by ****ing Visa. I've just gone to book coach tickets to London for tomorrow and VbV is telling me I don't know my ****ing password. I set the ****ing thing, or course I ****ing know it! Then I discovered I also don't know one of my name, postcode or date of birth.

Stupid, inconvenient, unnecessary, glitch-ridden, self-defeating piece of ****ing shit.
 
Verified by ****ing Visa. I've just gone to book coach tickets to London for tomorrow and VbV is telling me I don't know my ****ing password. I set the ****ing thing, or course I ****ing know it! Then I discovered I also don't know one of my name, postcode or date of birth.

Stupid, inconvenient, unnecessary, glitch-ridden, self-defeating piece of ****ing shit.

I hate it, especially when I use my company credit card, I now work for our German office and have a German card so I get all the problems associated with VBbV in a language I can't read.
 
Verified by ****ing Visa. I've just gone to book coach tickets to London for tomorrow and VbV is telling me I don't know my ****ing password. I set the ****ing thing, or course I ****ing know it! Then I discovered I also don't know one of my name, postcode or date of birth.

Stupid, inconvenient, unnecessary, glitch-ridden, self-defeating piece of ****ing shit.

Ditto. I'm constantly having to reset my VbV password because the stupid thing claims that I have got the previous one wrong.
 
Interesting situation developing here.

In a hotel in Malaysian Borneo. When I checked in I took a safety deposit box to keep my valuables in. Got a bit drunk last night and lost the key (Why was it in my pocket when I was out and about **smack of head**)

The bint of a receptionist says they don't have a spare (why charge me a deposit if you don't have a bloody spare?) and, I can't stay another night until I settle the bill. Credit card is in the safety deposit box with passport. **repeated smack of head**
 
Interesting situation developing here.

In a hotel in Malaysian Borneo. When I checked in I took a safety deposit box to keep my valuables in. Got a bit drunk last night and lost the key (Why was it in my pocket when I was out and about **smack of head**)

The bint of a receptionist says they don't have a spare (why charge me a deposit if you don't have a bloody spare?) and, I can't stay another night until I settle the bill. Credit card is in the safety deposit box with passport. **repeated smack of head**
Erm... Christ!
 
Verified by ****ing Visa.

My bank wrote to me yesterday telling me how delighted they were to announce that they are implementing VbV.
I presume this is likely to have me throwing around even more ****s than usual?
 
My bank wrote to me yesterday telling me how delighted they were to announce that they are implementing VbV.
I presume this is likely to have me throwing around even more ****s than usual?

Probably, especially if you can't remember three characters of a password in the correct order...:icon_wink
 
Interesting situation developing here.

In a hotel in Malaysian Borneo. When I checked in I took a safety deposit box to keep my valuables in. Got a bit drunk last night and lost the key (Why was it in my pocket when I was out and about **smack of head**)

The bint of a receptionist says they don't have a spare (why charge me a deposit if you don't have a bloody spare?) and, I can't stay another night until I settle the bill. Credit card is in the safety deposit box with passport. **repeated smack of head**

I am now staying in the hotel for the night but they have swapped me into another room (more expensive). Someone in the dive shop knows someone who can get into the safety deposit box tomorrow morning.

All good.
 
I am now staying in the hotel for the night but they have swapped me into another room (more expensive). Someone in the dive shop knows someone who can get into the safety deposit box tomorrow morning.

All good.

Get him to get into a few of the others as well ... help to offset the cost of the extra night. :icon_bigg
 
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