The new "Things that piss you off" thread

[Mawsley]

I swear I am going to kill if I hear one more shiny, pert, newly-qualified teacher pose another question with a bleedingly obvious answer. If I didn't know better I'd say they give B.Ed's to anybody just because they have a decent rack.

 

[spionfox]

I swear I am going to kill if I hear one more shiny, pert, newly-qualified teacher pose another question with a bleedingly obvious answer.

I take it her question wasn't "how do you want me big boy?"

 

[city-faithful]

The Royal Mail. Pisses me RIGHT off.

 

[spionfox]

Level 70 of Bubble Blaster on Android.

Nine bastard days now

 

[Mawsley]

I take it her question wasn't "how do you want me big boy?"

Nope.

They include such gems as "do you have a school council?", "do you use APP?" and "do you have toilets?"

I think I may have misquoted one of those examples but it doesn't matter, it still stands as testament to the inability for most teachers (apprentice or otherwise) to do anything but state the ****ing obvious. And I'm in competition with these ****ing morons for bog standard jobs. And they are winning.

Christ.

And I've spent four hours trying to complete my Deputy application due tomorrow morning before I go for an informal visit but, like wanking when pissed, I just can't finish it off.

 

[RHYDAL]

People with problems who insist on telling you about them. LIGARA.

 

[pork pie fox]

People with problems who insist on telling you about them. LIGARA.

Like I Give A Rat's Ass

 

[Orifice]

People with problems who insist on telling you about them. LIGARA.

People in passing often say things like 'All right?' kind of thing, as a form of greeting.

I'm very tempted sometimes to respond with 'well, as it happens my leg is giving me gyp, and I'm having more problems with my psoriasis on my arm. I've go to see the nurse about my swelling as well, but apart from that.....'

One day I will.

 

[FoxCovert]

People in passing often say things like 'All right?' kind of thing, as a form of greeting. I'm very tempted sometimes to respond with 'well, as it happens my leg is giving me gyp, and I'm having more problems with my psoriasis on my arm. I've go to see the nurse about my swelling as well, but apart from that.....'

One day I will.

I tend to say this a lot i'm afaraid. An american friend of mine thinks it very funny and now always greets me in the same way. I think it may be a Leicester thing, has anyone heard it elsewhere?

 

[RHYDAL]

Like I Give A Rat's Ass

Arse. This is not the yewessaye.

 

[spionfox]

People in passing often say things like 'All right?' kind of thing, as a form of greeting.

I'm very tempted sometimes to respond with 'well, as it happens my leg is giving me gyp, and I'm having more problems with my psoriasis on my arm. I've go to see the nurse about my swelling as well, but apart from that.....'

One day I will.

There was a presenter, now deceased, on TalkSport (or TalkRadio as was) called Mike Dickin who whenever he was asked how he was would always reply in a gruff, unfriendly tone, "My health is not in question."

Actually it was as the fat short of breath misery died relatively young.

 

[Macky]

I tend to say this a lot i'm afaraid. An american friend of mine thinks it very funny and now always greets me in the same way. I think it may be a Leicester thing, has anyone heard it elsewhere?

It definitely is not a 'Leicester thing', it's a UK thing

 

[Bobbins]

Actually it was as the fat short of breath misery died relatively young.

To be fair i think he died in a car crash!

 

[Jeff]

Level 70 of Bubble Blaster on Android.

Nine bastard days now

If it's any consolation, I've finished all the levels :icon_wink

 

[bocadillo]

There was a presenter, now deceased, on TalkSport (or TalkRadio as was) called Mike Dickin who whenever he was asked how he was would always reply in a gruff, unfriendly tone, "My health is not in question."

Actually it was as the fat short of breath misery died relatively young.

"My health is not in question" was most often followed by "Now get on with it".

Your implied suggestion though that his health might have had something to do with his relatively young death is misleading; he was killed in a car crash.

 

[spionfox]

To be fair i think he died in a car crash!

Your implied suggestion though that his health might have had something to do with his relatively young death is misleading; he was killed in a car crash.

My apologies, I forgot.

Although he was often *very* short of breath and certainly gave the indication that he wasn't a particularly healthy man.

 

[bocadillo]

Although he was often *very* short of breath and certainly gave the indication that he wasn't a particularly healthy man.

'Tis ture.

 

[Hazzman]

Formula One.

Pissin' joke this.

 

[Cate Fox]

When you are deliberately excluded from discussions and its made obvious to you; nothing like making someone feel like crap is there.

 

[H T B]

When you are deliberately excluded from discussions and its made obvious to you; nothing like making someone feel like crap is there.

In future, just take their orders and stop hanging around