The new "Things that piss you off" thread

[Mawsley]

Does somebody know the twat's identity?

Dark country singletrack lane, full beam and speed - not ideal Big Chief I-Spy conditions. I'm speculating that the **** came from the 19th hole further down the road.

 

[Matt_B]

They were in a car.

They drove by and smacked you with a club?

 

[bocadillo]

They were in a car.

What were you in or on?

What time of day was this?

 

[Doggie_muz]

I still can't figure out how a golfer could break three ribs and shred a kidney?

I didn't realise he shredded a kidney, I thought he just put a hole in one.

 

[RHYDAL]

Was it this guy....he's got previous

 

[camberwell fox]

I didn't realise he shredded a kidney, I thought he just put a hole in one.

Groan (although quite good really...

 

[Mawsley]

I didn't realise he shredded a kidney, I thought he just put a hole in one.

Gerrof

 

[SJN-Fox]

Surely it's not cold enough yet to have your central heating on at any time of day.

Nowhere near cold enough. Ours very rarely gets switched on until the end of October.

 

[Motown Fox]

Had this email

Dear Customer!

We are sorry to inform you that on July 26th, 2011 Hotel transaction debiting from your account for an overall amount of $1839.
This partner hotel was divested accreditation in Booking Company with reference of noncompliance of the service contract.
Please see the attached form. You need to fill it in and contact your bank for the return of funds.
In the attachment you will find expense sheet with the sum of wrong transaction decommissioning.
Company just mediates and bears no responsibility for any money transactions made by Hotel.
Sorry for the inconvenience. We trust you can solve this unpleasant problem.

Manager: Hans Brooke

Funny not been to this hotel or any hotel for that matter.

Come on Hans up it's a con ain't it.

 

[The Major]

Hiccups, I can't get rid of the feckers.

 

[RHYDAL]

Hiccups, I can't get rid of the feckers.

Boo. (Geroff)

 

[Blue Maniac]

Come on Hans up it's a con ain't it.

Do you write headlines for The Sun?

 

[Leesoh]

As much as I love my iPhone, iTunes really is the work of Satan.

Before you say it, Mawsley, buy me a Macbook Air, and I will stop moaning about iTunes being a ballache.

 

[Blue Maniac]

As much as I love my iPhone, iTunes really is the work of Satan.

Before you say it, Mawsley, buy me a Macbook Air, and I will stop moaning about iTunes being a ballache.

What's wrong with iTunes?

 

[Leesoh]

What's wrong with iTunes?

Everything.

The only good thing about today is that there wasn't an update.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

They help you iBreathe more easily?

 

[Mawsley]

Everything.

And nothing.

I do find it a model of simplicity and function.

Sorry

 

[Blue Maniac]

And nothing.

I do find it a model of simplicity and function.

Sorry

I agree, few things are more user-friendly.

 

[spionfox]

The fact that if you buy a new 3GB mobile broadband sim on Three you get three months to use it up. If you buy a 3GB top up you only get one month to use it.

Wankers.

 

[Jeff]

The fact that if you buy a new 3GB mobile broadband sim on Three you get three months to use it up. If you buy a 3GB top up you only get one month to use it.

But why would anyone want to top up, at the prices they charge?

As I pointed out in another thread, it's cheaper to get a new sim than it is to top up.