The new "Things that piss you off" thread

[Mawsley]

In other news:

Wives who lock you out of the house (having placed you in charge of a gaggle of children including a three year old who needs the toilet) while they **** off to attend to their crackhead niece on the other side of Northamptonshire.

The apology ran to eight cans.

Not good enough.

 

[Mawsley]

...that Lara Croft bird.

Has she been in Boc's shorts?

He's a dawg.

 

[Leesoh]

Look, I know I'm fat. I'm running the ****ing marathon again, just to lose some of it.

And can we leave the Lara Croft business behind now?

 

[Mawsley]

Lara Croft's behind?

Too easy.

 

[spionfox]

Look, I know I'm fat. I'm running the ****ing marathon again, just to lose some of it.

If you're fat I'm a sex god to surpass Warren Beatty.

And can we leave the Lara Croft business behind now?

Yeah. You're more a Hilda Ogden anyway :icon_bigg

 

[Leesoh]

Yeah. You're more a Hilda Ogden anyway :icon_bigg

That's more like it

 

[Mawsley]

That's sorted the fancy dress for Leeds then.

 

[Leesoh]

Fancy dress? That's me this morning!

 

[Mawsley]

Fancy dress? That's me this morning!

Carl's a lucky man. He should tell you on an hourly basis.

 

[Leesoh]

Yes, he should.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Which browser are you using YV and which link where are you clicking on when you open the thread?

IE, and I either click on the newest link on the homepage or a particular thread within that forum

 

[Mawsley]

Facebook can **** OFF.

Why can't they just leave the ****ing thing alone? Now the entire wall is all over the ****ing shop in some ****ed up order while random shit is being popped up as important.

And I'm ****ed if I'm going to try to find out how to put it back as it was.

So Facebook can **** off.

 

[Macky]

Facebook can **** OFF.

Why can't they just leave the ****ing thing alone? Now the entire wall is all over the ****ing shop in some ****ed up order while random shit is being popped up as important.

And I'm ****ed if I'm going to try to find out how to put it back as it was.

So Facebook can **** off.

Too right, it's an epic clusterfuck. Bad timing as well with Goooogle+ opening up to everybody yesterday

 

[Cate Fox]

Facebook can **** OFF.

Why can't they just leave the ****ing thing alone? Now the entire wall is all over the ****ing shop in some ****ed up order while random shit is being popped up as important.

And I'm ****ed if I'm going to try to find out how to put it back as it was.

So Facebook can **** off.

I've just posted the same rant on facebook. How the flying feck can they tell me what I think is a top story? None of the posts are top stories, its just people's random ramblings. Grrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Matt_B]

Too right, it's an epic clusterfuck. Bad timing as well with Goooogle+ opening up to everybody yesterday

But gmail prioritises my email unless I tell it not to, Google+ will end up the same.

 

[bocadillo]

But gmail prioritises my email unless I tell it not to, Google+ will end up the same.

I can't see any way of telling FB not to.

 

[Cate Fox]

I can't see any way of telling FB not to.

Exactly - that's the problem. No user controls.

 

[Matt_B]

What is the difference between the old "Top Stories" and the new ones? Is it the removal of the "Most Recent" option? I rarely use the Facebook website so don't really know.

 

[Hazzman]

I have previously criticised Cyclists on the Road.

At the mo, I am walking to work. I enjoy it, headphones on and a bit of exercise.

There is one thing which annoys me beyond belief, bikes on the bastard pavement. It's more ****ing dangerous than on the road, if you drive sensibly on the road Cyclist you are fine but by just being on the pavement, you are being a ****. Countless times the twats just zoom past, I have to move for twats because they want to about five times quicker than I am walking. This isn't so bad down Woodgate and Frog Island, it's empty but all the way through town and on New Walk (where they have banned for x number of years), it's a ****ing joke. Even better today was seeing two community support officers on their rounds on a bike on the ****ing pedestrian walkway.

 

[Cate Fox]

What is the difference between the old "Top Stories" and the new ones? Is it the removal of the "Most Recent" option? I rarely use the Facebook website so don't really know.

It now jumbles up stories, so the time range varies from the last couple of minutes to 5 hours ago and back again. So no sequencing whatsoever and no way for the user to control it.