The new "Things that piss you off" thread

[Blue Maniac]

Teenage daughters.

65 days to go :icon_cry:

 

[Siouxsie]

65 days to go :icon_cry:

You have my sympathies. I've only got a a year or so left and most of those will be spent away from home.




















(actually I miss them loads - despite everything :icon_cry: )

 

[FoxCovert]

I was decorating some factory toilets a few years ago when this chap walked in.
I said " can you use the other other toilets mate?"
when he replied "you're alright mate I'm only going for a shit". He sat there for 20 minutes reading the Daily Star stinking the place out. I wedged the door shut after that.

Similar thing happened to a mate of mine when he was repairing a shower in some blokes bathroom, dirty fecker walks in drops his keks and takes a shit in front of my mate

 

[Mawsley]

That, in a circuitous manner, I pay for translation services for people in court or claiming benefits.

 

[Macky]

That, in a circuitous manner, I pay for translation services for people in court or claiming benefits.

You pay to belong to the society that you deserve. Membership is not optional, you're co-opted from birth.

 

[Mawsley]

You pay to belong to the society that you deserve. Membership is not optional, you're co-opted from birth.

If I needed anything translated when I lived overseas I had to pay for it or learn the language, I did both. That is one of the responsibilities of living within a society rather than the continual reliance upon the rights of its members.

If you are unable or unwilling to learn the language of the country you choose to live in then you are probably in the wrong place.

 

[H T B]

If you are unable or unwilling to learn the language of the country you choose to live in then you are probably in the wrong place.

Many a person would agree with that sentiment.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Many a person would agree with that sentiment.

It's common sense really.

 

[Macky]

If you are unable or unwilling to learn the language of the country you choose to live in then you are probably in the wrong place.

There's no 'probably' about it, I'd say you're definitely in the wrong place

 

[Mawsley]

So, there we have it then: no resident of this country needs a translation service paid for out of the tax purse.

 

[H T B]

It's common sense really.

2 words that seem to have been removed from the dictionary nowadays!

 

[Mawsley]

Booked tickets to take the kids to see Harry Hill's TV Burp being made during half-term.

Went to print tickets and "Children under 16 not admitted".

What the ****ing ****? ****s.

 

[FryattFox]

Booked tickets to take the kids to see Harry Hill's TV Burp being made during half-term.

Went to print tickets and "Children under 16 not admitted".

What the ****ing ****? ****s.

What on earth could they have done to deserve to be taken to that?!

 

[Biffa Bacon]

Booked tickets to take the kids to see Harry Hill's TV Burp being made during half-term.

Went to print tickets and "Children under 16 not admitted".

What the ****ing ****? ****s.

Were their school reports that bad?

 

[RHYDAL]

Booked tickets to take the kids to see Harry Hill's TV Burp being made during half-term.

Went to print tickets and "Children under 16 not admitted".

What the ****ing ****? *****.

There's only one way to settle it................

 

[RHYDAL]

Fecking Sainsburys selling chocolate advent calendars already. Feck right off, I'm still paying for my fecking holidays you fecking insensitive bastards.

 

[Mawsley]

Xmas carols in Specsavers 2 weeks ago.

 

[Cate Fox]

Unfortunately Xmas starts in September for retail. Used to piss me right off at Jessops - planning Xmas displays in July :icon_roll

 

[spionfox]

Central heating timers that have been set wrongly regarding AM and PM. Woke up sweating like a pig at 3:30 this morning

 

[bocadillo]

Central heating timers that have been set wrongly regarding AM and PM. Woke up sweating like a pig at 3:30 this morning

Surely it's not cold enough yet to have your central heating on at any time of day.