The new "Things that piss you off" thread

[Mawsley]

3D films - **** off.

 

[RHYDAL]

3D films - **** off.

I can't see what the fuss is either.

 

[Mawsley]

I can't see why I have to pay stacks more to take my family into one so we can all get headaches.

And the best thing is always the exploding glass during the adverts.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I can't see why I have to pay stacks more to take my family into one so we can all get headaches.

And the best thing is always the exploding glass during the adverts.

Quite. Overhyped gimmickry.

 

[RHYDAL]

No, really, I can't see it.

 

[Blue Maniac]

No, really, I can't see it.

Remember those stupid Magic Eye pictures? I'm sure everyone had one twat of a mate who claimed to see things that clearly weren't in the picture. "Look, can't you see it? It's a lion!" No it isn't. Prick.

 

[Durham Fox]

Remember those stupid Magic Eye pictures? I'm sure everyone had one twat of a mate who claimed to see things that clearly weren't in the picture. "Look, can't you see it? It's a lion!" No it isn't. Prick.

http://www.magiceye3ds.com/whocannotsee.aspx

 

[Blue Maniac]

http://www.magiceye3ds.com/whocannotsee.aspx

Yep. Complete and utter bollocks.

 

[Mawsley]

"If you make yourself boss-eyed and focus two inches behind the picture..."

Yeh right. And then you'll nick my wallet, drink my pint and shag my wife while the world laughs at me for looking stupid.

Not again, 3D picture purveyor, not again.

 

[Matt_B]

Magic eyes work and 3d films are excellent when done properly. Ludites.

 

[FryattFox]

Magic eyes work and 3d films are excellent when done properly. Ludites.

Quite.

I'd rather lick acid off of a stinging nettle than have to endure Avatar 3D again, but we recently saw Born to Be Wild at the Imax and it was excellently utilised.

 

[Blue Maniac]

"If you make yourself boss-eyed and focus two inches behind the picture..."

This is what used to annoy me. "Focus behind the picture." Wankers.

 

[Mawsley]

James: How the ****ing **** are you worth spending ****ing £50 on a ****ing ticket? ****ing ****. ****.

Now I like some of your tunes and so do my family but I'm bollocksed if I'm spending two hundred quid for a sober Monday night where I have to pay for my parking. ****s.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I hate weddings.

 

[Macky]

I hate weeding

 

[Blue Maniac]

I hate weed

I'm surprised to hear this...

 

[bocadillo]

I'm surprised to hear this...

I'm not surprised that you're surprised to hear it.

 

[Macky]

I'm not surprised that you're surprised to hear it.

I'm not surprised that you're not surprised that he's surprised to hear that.


****s sake, I need to skin up, I'm befuddled

 

[spionfox]

****s sake, I need to pull my foreskin up, I'm masturbating

:icon_eek:

 

[Blue Maniac]

:icon_eek:

As misquoting goes, that's a pretty poor effort.