The new "Things that piss you off" thread

[FryattFox]

As misquoting goes, that's a really quite superb effort. Well done.

I love you.

:icon_lol:

 

[spionfox]

:icon_lol:

 

[The Major]

The fact that no one has posted anything in general chat at all for 16 hours.

 

[spionfox]

The fact that no one has posted anything in general chat at all for 16 hours.

But surely the mongs are back at school now!

 

[RHYDAL]

The fact that no one has posted anything in general chat at all for 16 hours.

Seeing as you ask, and as there's no 'Things that make me giggle like a little girl thread', I'll post this in here.....

Sat in the loo earlier and only just got the seat down when in rushes an Asian gent works on t'other side of building. He dives in trap 1, whips his kecks down and proceeds to make pushing noises. Clearly unsuccessful, he starts talking loudly to himself in an unidentifiable language, while tapping away on his blackberry, which suggests to me he didn't notice, or had forgotten I was in trap 4.

By this time I've built up a head of steam and, as the pan is like a megaphone, release like an ocean liner in fog. I clearly hear him mumble 'wadda feck?' which is followed by the hurried pulling up of trousers and haste towards the door, at which point I cast a farewell blast which is met by 'dirty fecker' as the door closes behind him.

I swear it took me 15 mins to compose myself and be able to return to work. All I could think to myself was..."coming over here, breathing our farts".

 

[The Major]

I was decorating some factory toilets a few years ago when this chap walked in.
I said " can you use the other other toilets mate?"
when he replied "you're alright mate I'm only going for a shit". He sat there for 20 minutes reading the Daily Star stinking the place out. I wedged the door shut after that.

 

[Macky]

But surely the mongs are back at school now!

That's a bit harsh. Beights, Scarby and SJN aren't that bad

 

[Blue Maniac]

I was decorating some factory toilets a few years ago when this chap walked in.
I said " can you use the other other toilets mate?"
when he replied "you're alright mate I'm only going for a shit". He sat there for 20 minutes reading the Daily Star stinking the place out. I wedged the door shut after that.

You should have punched him in the eye. ****.

 

[fitz]

I was decorating some factory toilets a few years ago.

Pebble dash per chance?

 

[Hazzman]

I was decorating some factory toilets a few years ago when this chap walked in.
I said " can you use the other other toilets mate?"
when he replied "you're alright mate I'm only going for a shit". He sat there for 20 minutes reading the Daily Star stinking the place out. I wedged the door shut after that.

Par for the course pre-Sunday morning football game.

 

[FryattFox]

Pebble dash per chance?

Nah, just some a-loo-minium panelling.

 

[fitz]

Nah, just some a-loo-minium panelling.

I hope they had a top electrician on the scene, it's an important place to lay a good cable or two.

 

[LCFC'sGodWears9]

When you wake up, only to be yelled at for not doing something, apparently you were supposed to have mind read and done..

 

[FryattFox]

Women

 

[LCFC'sGodWears9]

:icon_lol:

 

[RHYDAL]

When you wake up, only to be yelled at for not doing something, apparently you were supposed to have mind read and done..

Rhythym method not working out for you?

 

[bocadillo]

Rhythym method not working out for you?

Bloody welshys and their superfluous y !

 

[Mawsley]

Women

...who leave your car so empty it's parched, who allow your dog to escape off down the road and who attempt to make out they're totally innocent; that it's somehow my ****ing fault.

 

[spionfox]

Teenage daughters.

 

[RHYDAL]

MacDonalds bacon, egg and cheese bagel at 5am. Only place that's open and I get to munch on Satan's cockring. Vile creation of a warped mind. Edit away.