Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
Are you just picking words out of a hat?
The random joke thread
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Matt_B
Well-Known Member
Do not pick a fight with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. But in this case BM will probably just beat you with a comma :icon_wink
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
Don't get too complicated Beights, you'll confuse him :icon_roll
spionfox
Well-Known Member
One out of ten for the insult but ten out of ten for correct usage of you're and your :icon_smil
Longcliffe
Member
Thank you for that Spion. Are you and BM an item? Or are you BM's alter ego?
Either way "both" of you are so funny, Stephen Fry will probably out of his many jobs soon.
spionfox
Well-Known Member
TBH, I think he came out years ago.
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
Which lying **** told you I was funny?
Billyjof
Well-Known Member
He certainly was teasing you son, but theres really no need to be calling yourself these silly names now.
As the Major says no harm in posting keep searching those acorns.
Longcliffe
Member
Longcliffe
Member
Spion did.
Longcliffe
Member
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
You're picking some strange fights here, Longy. Settle down.You write like a 15 year old child, perhaps you are
Longcliffe
Member
That's an odd statement to make. And as for settling down, are you the Forum school teacher? Have you any new jokes?
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
Not really. You seem to want to start arguments with everyone who replies to your posts.
No. It's just advice, offered with the aim of giving you a more fulfilling experience on TB, but you've taken it the wrong way. As usual.
No. I posted a joke about a Bible salesman a while back. It was, erm, not funny.
Longcliffe
Member
Wrong again, I am merely replying, this a forum isn't it? You do like to dish out advice and your opinion but anyone else is not allowed their opinion.
I don't tell you to settle down, how to conduct yourself or behave.
Longcliffe
Member
Now that England are out of the women's world cup, can all the players go back to their wives and girlfriends?
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
I don't remember being wrong before.
Yes, with an argument.
Yes. Well done.
Not really.
Yes. This is a forum, you've already said you undertand that concept.
I don't remember saying that. Can you show me where I said that? Or are you making it up?
That's very good of you.
LS6_Fox
Active Member
Where's that tumbleweed...
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
We've run out.
LCFC'sGodWears9
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Sorry I'll leave now, it's bad I know...
Sorry I'll leave now, it's bad I know...
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