Yorkshire Vixen
Active Member
you men shouldnt take the bait then :icon_bigg
1. We got off the Titanic first.
cos the men let you
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
er, you shag the bloke afterwards, glorified prostitution
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided
to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked
for a room for the night.
"Certainly madam," he replied courteously.
"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.
"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would
you care to select something from this menu?"
Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it.
"Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please," said Mary.
"Certainly, madam," he replied.
"And can I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely.
The receptionist nodded and smiled.
"In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs, please," Mary mused.
After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up To her room for the
night.
The night passed uneventfully and the next morning Mary came Down early to
check out. The same guy was still on the desk.
"Morning madam...sleep well?"
"Yes, thank you," Mary replied.
"Food to your liking?"
"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think I
have had better. Shame about the eggs, though ....they really weren't that
nice at all," replied Mary truthfully.
"Oh...well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest
Comments Book. We are always looking to Improve our service and would value
your opinion," Said the receptionist.
"OK, I will...thanks!" replied Mary....who checked out, then scribbled a
comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey.
Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had
written.
...
...
"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!"
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