Richie_d123
Well-Known Member
Mummy mummy can i like the bowl out when we're done?
No you can flush it like the rest of us!!
No you can flush it like the rest of us!!
Mummy mummy can i like the bowl out when we're done?
No you can flush it like the rest of us!!
I don't like likeing the bowl.
A man boarded a plane at Sydney airport and, taking his seat as he
> settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the aircraft.
> He realised she was heading straight towards his seat, and bingo!
>
>
>
> She took the seat right beside him.
>
> Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out: "Business trip or
> holiday?"
>
> She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the
> Annual
> Nymph Omaniac Convention in the United States ."
>
> The man swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
> seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymph
> Omaniacs!
>
> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
>
> "What's your business role at this convention?"
>
> "Lecturer", she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
> popular myths about sexuality."
>
> Really?" he smiled, "What myths are those?"
>
> "Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
> are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American
> Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
>
> Another popular myth is that French men are the best l0vers, when
> actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the
> best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."
>
> Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed.
>
> "I'm sorry", she said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you,
> I don't even know your name!"
>
> "Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos but all my friends call me
> Paddy."
And you complained about me posting something for the fifth time....:icon_rollA man boarded a plane at Sydney airport and, taking his seat as he
> settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the aircraft.
> He realised she was heading straight towards his seat, and bingo!
>
>
>
> She took the seat right beside him.
>
> Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out: "Business trip or
> holiday?"
>
> She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the
> Annual
> Nymph Omaniac Convention in the United States ."
>
> The man swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
> seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymph
> Omaniacs!
>
> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
>
> "What's your business role at this convention?"
>
> "Lecturer", she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
> popular myths about sexuality."
>
> Really?" he smiled, "What myths are those?"
>
> "Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
> are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American
> Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
>
> Another popular myth is that French men are the best l0vers, when
> actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the
> best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."
>
> Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed.
>
> "I'm sorry", she said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you,
> I don't even know your name!"
>
> "Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos but all my friends call me
> Paddy."
Annual Nymph Omaniac Convention in the United States "
DATING IN 1957
It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says.
That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do.
Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive in movie.
Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says "Wha...aaat?"
"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening.
A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good Evening kids," with a small wink for Harold.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly dishevelled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother:
"Dammit, Mom! The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!"
DATING IN 1957
It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says.
That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do.
Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive in movie.
Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says "Wha...aaat?"
"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening.
A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good Evening kids," with a small wink for Harold.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly dishevelled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother:
"Dammit, Mom! The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!"
A building worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."
The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table." The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the arse with a cricketl bat, and then sends him into the bathroom.
He comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great. What should I do to prevent it happening again?"
The doctor says, "Stop wiping with cement bags."
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