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Did you hear that Richard Branson was considering sponsoring Derby County FC?

Apparently, he pulled out because he didn't feel it was right to have 'Virgin' written across the shirt of a team that gets ****ed every Saturday...
 
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found Traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that
Their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.


Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American
Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:
"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their
Ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians".

One week later, the British authorities reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f*** all.


Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."
 
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found Traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that
Their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.


Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American
Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:
"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their
Ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians".

One week later, the British authorities reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f*** all.


Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."


First appearance in this thread was January 2008 and surprisingly only repeated once since then.
 
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Spent the morning at the wifes grave,bless her,she thinks im digging a pond
 
23 People have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train in Dublin. Police believe Irish muslims have set off the 1st ever No More Nails bomb
 
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