The random joke thread

[The Major]

23 People have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train in Dublin. Police believe Irish muslims have set off the 1st ever No More Nails bomb

 

[MHS]

My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a wank.
I said "Son! That's three schools this year! You should stop this immediately or they will ban you from teaching.".......

 

[tedfoxxx]

What is the correct protocol when entering a room occupied by the wives of Henry VIII?






























































Just amble in.......

 

[FoxCovert]

What is the correct protocol when entering a room occupied by the wives of Henry VIII?


Heads will roll for this ted:icon_roll



























































Just amble in.......

 

[FoxCovert]

OK, so i fooked up the reply

 

[Billyjof]

Should Ryan Giggs retire there is much debate as to how many titles he currently has, as although not confirmed somebody somewhere, perhaps on another website says he might have had 13 titles.

If you include "Miss Wales".

 

[Graz]

Ryan Giggs seems to be homesick. He says he loves living in Manchester, but he does Miss Wales every now and again.

 

[Motown Fox]

Just heard that a mate of mine is going to see that Imogen Thomas cos he heard she's doing Giggs this weekend at Wembley and Manchester

 

[spionfox]

Anyone hear David Camerons 'gag' this afternoon?

Never has tumbleweed been more appropriate.

 

[bocadillo]

Anyone hear David Camerons 'gag' this afternoon?

Running short of apostrophes?

 

[Jeff]

Running short of apostrophes?

Maybe there's a shortage. His place of work doesn't appear to have any either.

 

[drummindefender]

An anagram of Imogen Thomas is "A Smooth Minge"

But Ryan Giggs already knew that

 

[RHYDAL]

Running short of apostrophes?

That's pretty bob.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Anyone hear David Camerons 'gag' this afternoon?

Never has tumbleweed been more appropriate.

I missed it. Was it something like 'how many coloureds does it take to change a light bulb?'

 

[spionfox]

I missed it. Was it something like 'how many coloureds does it take to change a light bulb?'

Mr Cameron wouldn't sink so low

Made a reference to the BBQ he and Obama had attended and said it was the first example of a British Prime Minister giving a President a grilling.

Completely flopped!

 

[fitz]

Mr Cameron wouldn't sink so low

Made a reference to the BBQ he and Obama had attended and said it was the first example of a British Prime Minister giving a President a grilling.

Completely flopped!

Should have asked if he wanted decking.

 

[fitz]

Should have asked if he wanted decking.

I misread that as B&Q.....what a retard.....

 

[fitz]

Why the **** would I think they attended a ****in B&Q....

 

[spionfox]

I misread that as B&Q.....what a retard.....

Why the **** would I think they attended a ****in B&Q....

 

[Longcliffe]

I just told my new bird that I suffer from premature ejaculation.......Fair play to her, she took it on the chin.