The Safe House

[pork pie fox]

Mawsley Events Management would like to inform you of something special.

We are proud to have been selected as one of LCFC's preferred partners for the Everton match celebrations. The action kicks off at midday in the newly renovated Safe House Vardy party room, starting with Mr Miggins and his amazing balloons. There'll be a team-related puppet show, faeces painting and much more. Spion's disco will start up after full-time so everyone can enjoy themselves till 7:20, the WI are coming in for a PowerPoint presentation.

Tickets are just £19.50 plus booking fee. Season ticket holders and forum members asking for a discount can **** off.

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What time does Spion's disco start, 7.15?

 

[Mawsley]

He's got the full slot after full time. But, if there's a popular demand for it, we can move him into the bathroom and make him do it unplugged. I have the world's foremost kazoo player on standby.

 

[Mawsley]

Tickets are now £47 ea and half of them have gone to corporate clients to flog on eBay.

 

[Blaarev]

Tickets are now £47 ea and half of them have gone to corporate clients to flog on eBay.

No worries. I have copied a lot of extras.

 

[Mawsley]

The counterfeit money office is now open in the safe house.

 

[pork pie fox]

Evening all. Just thought I'd give this place a bit of a spring clean. I am not, however, tackling the bathroom. Whoever went in there really does have a problem.

 

[Mawsley]

Yup. This place is going to be in full service this summer.

 

[pork pie fox]

Morning all. Doors are now open for the new season.

 

[Mawsley]

Online bookings are filling up fast. I'd suggest people make reservations now as it'll be standing room only come September.

 

[Mawsley]

I'm locking and barring the doors and windows. Nobody's getting in, it's horrible out there. So. Much. Stupid.

 

[pork pie fox]

I'm locking and barring the doors and windows. Nobody's getting in, it's horrible out there. So. Much. Stupid.

Ture. Sadly.

 

[Cate Fox]

Let me in first.. I cant take any more out there.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Came here via the Teco bargain bin, I have three cans of John Smiths that have been taped together, some custard tarts that need eating ASAP and Terry's chocolate orange with some superficial damage to the box.

Dig in.

 

[Mawsley]

...and Terry's chocolate orange with some superficial damage to the box.

Have you kept it below room temperature?

 

[pork pie fox]

I shall be getting drunk tonight. I'll be sat in the corner, beside the entrance to the games room.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Have you kept it below room temperature?

Don't worry about that Maws I bought you one with my own money.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Who has had my can of lemon Fanta out the fridge?

What a shit day.

 

[Mawsley]

Please do not flush the Hello Kitty napkins down the toilet, they need to be returned to the shop tomorrow.

 

[Cate Fox]

Can we ban BN from ever coming in here, the miserable sod

 

[tedfoxxx]

Can we ban BN from ever coming in here, the miserable sod

BN would never come in here. BN lives in the real world, which is important because he can check in and let us know how shit it all is.