The Safe House

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I appear to have got my penis stuck in the vacuum cleaner; I'd appreciate a tug or a lift to A&E.
 
Going to need some upkeep here at some point

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Just checking the place over as it's been unused for so long.

I found a used pair of underpants stuffed under the settee. Thought I might offer them to Gary Lineker before August next year for him to use on the first MOTD of next season.

Anyone know if this place is Freehold or is there a lease, and if there's any clause in respect of dilapidations.
 
Since we don't really need it for a football refuge at the moment can I use the safe house to hide from the rellies?
When's the Christmas holiday period over?
 
Since we don't really need it for a football refuge at the moment can I use the safe house to hide from the rellies?
When's the Christmas holiday period over?

I *think* its another four days-ish? I've lost track of the day :D
 
Same here. The idea of driving into work tomorrow is giving me a feeling of dread.

On top of that I've been throwing up this morning (possible dodgy Kebab last night) and not eaten today except for a little icecream.

Seeing as it's my birthday today and had a free Carvery at my local that I has to pass up too it seems this New Year has been a bit crap so far. Might be sleeping here tonight.
 
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