I appear to have got my penis stuck in the vacuum cleaner; I'd appreciate a tug or a lift to A&E.
Roll?
Well it's too soft to be a cob now!
Where I'm holidaying at the moment a Cob is a horse.Roll?
Get ****edWhere I'm holidaying at the moment a Cob is a horse.
Bit of a Balm cake look to it anyway.
Should have been Barm Cake of course. Must be going barmy in my old age.Where I'm holidaying at the moment a Cob is a horse.
Bit of a Balm cake look to it anyway.
Nearly 60 you knowShould have been Barm Cake of course. Must be going barmy in my old age.
Since we don't really need it for a football refuge at the moment can I use the safe house to hide from the rellies?
When's the Christmas holiday period over?
Now it is here I am not so keen on the idea of going back to work.I *think* its another four days-ish? I've lost track of the day
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Liverpool | 16 | 39 |
2 | Chelsea | 17 | 35 |
3 | Arsenal | 17 | 33 |
4 | Nottm F | 17 | 31 |
5 | Bournemouth | 17 | 28 |
6 | Aston Villa | 17 | 28 |
7 | Manchester C | 17 | 27 |
8 | Newcastle | 17 | 26 |
9 | Fulham | 17 | 25 |
10 | Brighton | 17 | 25 |
11 | Tottenham | 17 | 23 |
12 | Brentford | 17 | 23 |
13 | Manchester U | 17 | 22 |
14 | West Ham | 17 | 20 |
15 | Everton | 16 | 16 |
16 | Palace | 17 | 16 |
17 | Leicester | 17 | 14 |
18 | Wolves | 17 | 12 |
19 | Ipswich | 17 | 12 |
20 | Southampton | 17 | 6 |