The Safe House

[Mawsley]

I think it's time we faced facts and redeveloped this place as a family-friendly pub/gift shop.

 

[Real Sharapova]

I think it's time we faced facts and redeveloped this place as a family-friendly pub/gift shop.

Well, it's never going to be family friendly while Homer insists on dressing like Grayson Perry.

 

[homer]

Well, it's never going to be family friendly while Homer insists on dressing like Grayson Perry.

I'll be dressing as Katy Perry tomorrow

Bring your own lard

 

[Real Sharapova]

I'll be dressing as Katy Perry tomorrow

More like it!

 

[Mawsley]

Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Perry Mason.

 

[Cate Fox]

Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Perry Mason.

Pervert.

 

[Mawsley]

Pervert.

I'm too old to change.

 

[homer]

I'll put the kettle on...

 

[pork pie fox]

Good job Maws didn't start the refurb.

 

[Mawsley]

There's an apocalypse coming

 

[spionfox]

There's an apocalypse coming

 

[Mawsley]

I expected an armageddon, I never expected it to get so bad Spion would start posting music.

 

[Miles Away]

Foxes Talk tho.

 

[pork pie fox]

Foxes Talk tho.

I can imagine it's fun over there.

 

[homer]

I can imagine it's fun over there.

Don't do it. Don't look

Stay in here with us normal people....

 

[SJN-Fox]

When you say normal ....

 

[Mawsley]

When you say normal ....

Relative.

And FT are the relatives you try to avoid during family functions.

 

[Mawsley]

I didn't do it, it was like this when I got here. They say someone's spliff had been quietly smouldering away under the sofa - and then woof. Good job no one has been here for the last three months.

 

[Blaarev]

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I didn't do it, it was like this when I got here. They say someone's spliff had been quietly smouldering away under the sofa - and then woof. Good job no one has been here for the last three months.

Hopefully we won't need a quick rebuild if things go tits up in May. Maybe a Safe Tent could be cosy.

 

[Mawsley]

Mawsley Events Management would like to inform you of something special.

We are proud to have been selected as one of LCFC's preferred partners for the Everton match celebrations. The action kicks off at midday in the newly renovated Safe House Vardy party room, starting with Mr Miggins and his amazing balloons. There'll be a team-related puppet show, faeces painting and much more. Spion's disco will start up after full-time so everyone can enjoy themselves till 7:20, the WI are coming in for a PowerPoint presentation.

Tickets are just £19.50 plus booking fee. Season ticket holders and forum members asking for a discount can **** off.