The Safe House

[Mawsley]

I appear to have got my penis stuck in the vacuum cleaner; I'd appreciate a tug or a lift to A&E.

 

[bocadillo]

I appear to have got my penis stuck in the vacuum cleaner; I'd appreciate a tug or a lift to A&E.

Is it a real emergency?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-33640180

 

[Mawsley]

Of course it is. We have a new puppy and the state of the carpet is shocking.

 

[Mawsley]

Going to need some upkeep here at some point

 

[Blaarev]

From another angle;

 

[spionfox]

Yeah, and who left that ham roll on the side?

 

[pork pie fox]

Yeah, and who left that ham roll on the side?

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Roll?

 

[spionfox]

Roll?

Well it's too soft to be a cob now!

 

[pork pie fox]

Well it's too soft to be a cob now!

Excused.

 

[Motown Fox]

Roll?

Where I'm holidaying at the moment a Cob is a horse.
Bit of a Balm cake look to it anyway.

 

[Lako42]

Where I'm holidaying at the moment a Cob is a horse.
Bit of a Balm cake look to it anyway.

Get ****ed

 

[Motown Fox]

Where I'm holidaying at the moment a Cob is a horse.
Bit of a Balm cake look to it anyway.

Should have been Barm Cake of course. Must be going barmy in my old age.

 

[fox58]

Should have been Barm Cake of course. Must be going barmy in my old age.

Nearly 60 you know

 

[Motown Fox]

Just checking the place over as it's been unused for so long.

I found a used pair of underpants stuffed under the settee. Thought I might offer them to Gary Lineker before August next year for him to use on the first MOTD of next season.

Anyone know if this place is Freehold or is there a lease, and if there's any clause in respect of dilapidations.

 

[homer]

Durham is still here, lurking in the cupboard

 

[Siouxsie]

Since we don't really need it for a football refuge at the moment can I use the safe house to hide from the rellies?
When's the Christmas holiday period over?

 

[Cate Fox]

Since we don't really need it for a football refuge at the moment can I use the safe house to hide from the rellies?
When's the Christmas holiday period over?

I *think* its another four days-ish? I've lost track of the day

 

[Siouxsie]

I *think* its another four days-ish? I've lost track of the day

Now it is here I am not so keen on the idea of going back to work.

 

[Motown Fox]

Same here. The idea of driving into work tomorrow is giving me a feeling of dread.

On top of that I've been throwing up this morning (possible dodgy Kebab last night) and not eaten today except for a little icecream.

Seeing as it's my birthday today and had a free Carvery at my local that I has to pass up too it seems this New Year has been a bit crap so far. Might be sleeping here tonight.

 

[SwedeFox]

Happy birthday Motown. Listening to the Northern Soul collection you mentioned at the moment