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So if it’s secured on premier league payments, tell them we’re no longer in the premier league and do one :)
 
It’s a blood-sucking bouncing shit wank, of course

aka, a night round at Alex’s house
 
What’s that series of emojis translate to? Assuming the kangaroo is for Straya, and the vampire is also self-explanatory. Why the turd and the sploosh?

Shit sperm. It's a vampire Australian shit sperm bank. I'm guessing vampire sperm is a bit shit as they're the undead or something
 
These puns are a bit mulch - we shouldn’t moss around with these serious issues
 
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