Things that piss you off

[spionfox]

Where were you? I have to say having spent what seems like half of last year at the LRI they werent bothered a bit about mobile phone use on the wards.

Hinckley and Bosworth. It wasn't the nursing staff, it was another visitor. Old trout who probably hasn't ever owned a mobile.

 

[lazzer]

That fecking advert with the "football fan" singing all the different songs and the one with twat on the scaffold in the red and white striped shirt in fact anything that portrays football fans who can only communicate by fecking chants

 

[spionfox]

That fecking advert with the "football fan" singing all the different songs and the one with twat on the scaffold in the red and white striped shirt in fact anything that portrays football fans who can only communicate by fecking chants

You what? You what? You what you what you what?

 

[The Major]

The adverts from HSBC telling you they're are giving free financial advice.
"Do you have a clothes budget?", "Do you have the cheapest gas supplier?".

None of your fvcking business! I bet they're are only trying to sell you an overpriced fvcking loan anyway.

 

[GazLCFC]

The adverts from HSBC telling you they're are giving free financial advice.
"Do you have a clothes budget?", "Do you have the cheapest gas supplier?".

None of your fvcking business! I bet they're are only trying to sell you an overpriced fvcking loan anyway.

I think you mean Nat West. Totally agree that they will be making money from it though.

 

[fcukcov]

That fecking advert with the "football fan" singing all the different songs and the one with twat on the scaffold in the red and white striped shirt in fact anything that portrays football fans who can only communicate by fecking chants

Isn't the football fan singing all the different songs part of a sponsorship for a football program though?

 

[Han]

Undersized toasters/oversized bread.

Why the hell do they compete against each other? The majority of bread nowadays is too big to fit in a standard toaster vertically. Horizontally can also be a struggle.

Surely the two industries would be 'in sync'?!?!?!?

 

[Hazzman]

Undersized toasters/oversized bread.

Why the hell do they compete against each other? The majority of bread nowadays is too big to fit in a standard toaster vertically. Horizontally can also be a struggle.

Surely the two industries would be 'in sync'?!?!?!?

Agreed. I recently pointed this out to a friend.

 

[spionfox]

Agreed. I recently pointed this out to a friend.

Might be better pointing it out to Morphy Richards or Kingsmill :icon_wink

 

[fcukcov]

Agreed. I recently pointed this out to a friend.

Im with you on this, all our toast has an edge that isn’t toasted and the thick sliced stuff gets stuck in the toaster so I have to stick a knife in it to get it out. ( I switch the toaster off first before anyone says anything).

 

[Blue Maniac]

Undersized toasters/oversized bread.

Why the hell do they compete against each other? The majority of bread nowadays is too big to fit in a standard toaster vertically. Horizontally can also be a struggle.

Surely the two industries would be 'in sync'?!?!?!?

Quite right, well said. My previous toaster had a nifty little function, which was perhaps unintentional, whereby it toasted seven-eighths of the bread as a normal toaster does, burning the bottom inch and not touching the top bit at all, and then overzealously popped it not only up but also, owing to the shape of it, across the room. I was hit in the face with several slices of burnt bread before replacing the overpriced piece of shit.

 

[Steven]

Quite right, well said. My previous toaster had a nifty little function, which was perhaps unintentional, whereby it toasted seven-eighths of the bread as a normal toaster does, burning the bottom inch and not touching the top bit at all, and then overzealously popped it not only up but also, owing to the shape of it, across the room. I was hit in the face with several slices of burnt bread before replacing the overpriced piece of shit.

I'm sorry that made me laugh.

 

[The Major]

I think you mean Nat West. Totally agree that they will be making money from it though.

My bad:icon_redf. Still they're hardly liable to give us good financial advice after the way they've fvcked up their own business.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I'm sorry that made me laugh.

Funny that, I laughed when my new toaster popped up in the normal way because I was no longer being victimised by a contraption in the kitchen. People have different tastes in comedy I suppose :icon_bigg

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

headache tablets that dont work

 

[City Fan]

The "Compare the meerkats/Compare the markets" advert - drives me up the wall.

 

[bocadillo]

Quite right, well said. My previous toaster had a nifty little function, which was perhaps unintentional, whereby it toasted seven-eighths of the bread as a normal toaster does, burning the bottom inch and not touching the top bit at all, and then overzealously popped it not only up but also, owing to the shape of it, across the room. I was hit in the face with several slices of burnt bread before replacing the overpriced piece of shit.

Ah-ha! That explains something that I've always wondered about.

 

[RHYDAL]

Twats who ride their bikes on the pavement. I do not pour my money in to the Lotto so that millions could be spent painting brown gullies on the side of the road for them to ignore. One of them is getting my elbow in their flourecent, yogurt knitting, trousers in socks, flashing lcd, bluetoothed, 21 gear, d-locked cakeholes before the year is out.

 

[Dour]

headache tablets that dont work

Aye. Can't fight off a brain tumour with paracetemol.

 

[Billyjof]

Winter vom bugs.

I just thought it couldn't happen to me.....