Training up average midfielders to become defenders.

[Yvonne]

Surely this has to be a wind up/troll post?

Why ?

 

[Yvonne]

5 Players Who Have Successfully Made the Switch From Midfielder to Defender

Defending, it turns out, is quite hard, and with the need for versatility high on every manager's agenda, it begs the question as to whether positional...

www.90min.com

Hope I'm allowed to leave a link.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Despite having an actual forward on the bench. James looked like a drunk ostrich stampeding around.

 

[Yvonne]

Despite having an actual forward on the bench. James looked like a drunk ostrich stampeding around.

That was very true, have to agree.

 

[jb5000]

There's a physical element, so when it has worked it's been big centre-halves becoming big centre forwards or vice versa. Slimani aside,we don't have any candidates.

 

[popillius]

Fusilli Diabetes

****ing amazing

 

[sparky79]

we have been trying to train Perez to be a right winger for about a year now....

 

[bocadillo]

****ing amazing

Nothing that any decent spillchucker couldn't do.

 

[Ike O'Noclassed]

Despite having an actual forward on the bench. James looked like a drunk ostrich stampeding around.

Further honed during his brief appearance on Strictly Come Dancing

 

[londonfox]

Why ?

Because it's ****ing ridiculous?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Diabaté is 5’9, by the way

Just sayin

 

[homer]

Diabaté is 5’9, by the way

Just sayin

So was Cannavaro....

 

[Blue Maniac]

So was Cannavaro....

Oh yeah, that’s right. We should give it a go then. Step up Fabio Diabevarro

 

[camberwell fox]

So was Cannavaro....

Yeah, but he was a ****ing painter, albeit a short one.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Yeah, but he was a ****ing painter, albeit a short one.

You’re thinking of cannelloni

 

[camberwell fox]

You’re thinking of cannelloni

No, that was Manicotti.

 

[Blue Maniac]

No, that was Manicotti.

You mean macaroni

 

[homer]

Lena Macaroni ?

I liked her

 

[camberwell fox]

Lena Macaroni ?

I liked her

You thick ****.

That was Lena Zafferano.

 

[SilverFox]

Kisnorbo ooooohhh
Kisnorbo oooooohhh
He used to be shite but now he’s alright.