Training up average midfielders to become defenders.

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Jenks

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I think you've all scared Yvonne away.
 

Micky

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I'm training my wife up to Mow the lawn. Is that important?
 

tedfoxxx

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Or she has an internet curfew and she’ll be back sometime after the nuthouse serves breakfast in the morning
How about it? You creeps, you lunatics, mental defectives. Let's hear it for Bull Goose Randle back in action...You ding-a-lings. The Mental Defective League, in formation.
 

Lako42

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Funnily enough our Royal Mail operative is female.


Same here

I get naked 5 minutes before she usually turns up and hide behind the curtain
 

Payne74

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We live on a new estate and we haven't yet got a dedicated post person, so hiding naked behind a curtain then casually walking out at the right moment in front of a bloke postie could go very badly.
 
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