Training up average midfielders to become defenders.

[SilverFox]

we have been trying to train Perez to be a right winger for about a year now....

Ooooohhh is that what he’s doing. I thought he was a mascot.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Kisnorbo ooooohhh
Kisnorbo oooooohhh
He used to be shite but now he’s alright.

Now you’re talking.

Harry Worley.

 

[popillius]

Now you’re talking.

Harry Worley.

Midfield dynamo.

 

[Jenks]

I think you've all scared Yvonne away.

 

[SilverFox]

Now you’re talking.

Harry Worley.

It’s like shite top trumps.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I think you've all scared Yvonne away.

Or she has an internet curfew and she’ll be back sometime after the nuthouse serves breakfast in the morning

 

[Micky]

I'm training my wife up to Mow the lawn. Is that important?

 

[Blue Maniac]

I'm training my wife up to Mow the lawn. Is that important?

Does this mean you’re learning to suck the postman off?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Or she has an internet curfew and she’ll be back sometime after the nuthouse serves breakfast in the morning

How about it? You creeps, you lunatics, mental defectives. Let's hear it for Bull Goose Randle back in action...You ding-a-lings. The Mental Defective League, in formation.

 

[Micky]

Does this mean you’re learning to suck the postman off?

Funnily enough our Royal Mail operative is female.

 

[Lako42]

Funnily enough our Royal Mail operative is female.

Same here

I get naked 5 minutes before she usually turns up and hide behind the curtain

 

[foxybru]

At least you hide

 

[Payne74]

We live on a new estate and we haven't yet got a dedicated post person, so hiding naked behind a curtain then casually walking out at the right moment in front of a bloke postie could go very badly.

 

[Robin127]

Depends on the postie.