I particularly love the "who does he think he is?" stuff.
To clarify...he's the top goalscorer for the champions of England,who shat all over your squad of gutless bottlers to the tune of 10 points.
That's pretty much who he thinks he is & he's right.
You on the other hand,think you're Barcelona.You are in error.
Barcelona are a team that win lots of league titles & book their hotel in advance for the following round every time they get drawn against you in the Champions League.
You are a team that specialises in missing out on league titles by double figure margins every ****ing season despite giving it the big un at every opportunity.
As was amply demonstrated only a few weeks ago,finishing above Tottenham still makes you a bunch of losers.
Glad I could clear that up for you.
Now **** off back to your jellied eels & keep quiet.The grown-ups are talking.
Oh...& I'll see your Invincibles & raise you some Immortals
We know which will still be talked about in 100 years now don't we?