DesertFox
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Breaking news....i'd still support them if Satan was manager & Osama Bin Laden put up the money!
A source close to Leicester City chairman, Milan Mandaric, said that the Devil (Himself) had been "sounded out" for the vacant manager's position at the East Midlands club.
A spokesman for Satan denied that the Lord of Darkness had spoken to any clubs "of significance" recently, but was aware of interest in His unique talents from "higher authorities".
It is thought that His Filthiness would favour bringing a big name and some international presence to the Walkers Stadium, with Osama bin Laden rumoured to have provisionally accepted an advisory/motivational role.
Mandaric, currently on holiday in Florida with George Bush and O.J Simpson, was unavailable for comment.