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Willlow and Han crying about not being able to get a 13 on Adventure Golf. :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
 
lazzer said:
the french bird talking in the office next door ;)

Just cos she drinks Claret and eats like a horse doesn't mean she's french Lazzer. :icon_wink
 
Joe_Fox said:
Just cos she drinks Claret and eats like a horse doesn't mean she's french Lazzer. :icon_wink
No, you are correct Joe, but the smell and the fact that she's doin' fook all proves it
 
Melton Fox said:
No, you are correct Joe, but the smell and the fact that she's doin' fook all proves it

thats true! but to be certain you need to check on how many times she shrugs her shoulders at you in response to a resonable question...if it's high you've got a genuine french.
 
fosseboy83 said:
thats true! but to be certain you need to check on how many times she shrugs her shoulders at you in response to a resonable question...if it's high you've got a genuine french.
Failing that, you could always ask her a reasonable question. If she gives you a reasonable answer chances are she isn't French. However, if she raises her arms in the air in a violent manner, throws her onions to the ground, gets on her black bicycle, pedals to the local lorry depot, gets in the lorry, drives to the nearest sea port, blocks it for 3 days, thus preventing goods to be exported/imported by sea to and from Europe via France, consequentially costing the UK millions of pounds in lost trade, well then she's French
 
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Go and sniff her chair lazzer....
 
Melton Fox said:
Failing that, you could always ask her a reasonable question. If she gives you a reasonable answer chances are she isn't French. However, if she raises her arms in the air in a violent manner, throws her onions to the ground, gets on her black bicycle, pedals to the local lorry depot, gets in the lorry, drives to the nearest sea port, blocks it for 3 days, thus preventing goods to be exported by sea to and from Europe via France, consequentially costing the UK millions of pounds in lost trade, well then she's French

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Melton Fox said:
Failing that, you could always ask her a reasonable question. If she gives you a reasonable answer chances are she isn't French. However, if she raises her arms in the air in a violent manner, throws her onions to the ground, gets on her black bicycle, pedals to the local lorry depot, gets in the lorry, drives to the nearest sea port, blocks it for 3 days, thus preventing goods to be exported/imported by sea to and from Europe via France, consequentially costing the UK millions of pounds in lost trade, well then she's French
or challenge her to a thumb war and if she surrenders before even gettin started and lets you invade her she is deff a cheese eating surrender monkey.
 
primal scream - xtrmntr
 
fcukcov said:
what did they have against vowels?
The don't like the way they destroy the water banks, ruining our natural habitat
 
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