Nice Tits?lazzer said:the french bird talking in the office next door
lazzer said:the french bird talking in the office next door
No, you are correct Joe, but the smell and the fact that she's doin' fook all proves itJoe_Fox said:Just cos she drinks Claret and eats like a horse doesn't mean she's french Lazzer. :icon_wink
Melton Fox said:No, you are correct Joe, but the smell and the fact that she's doin' fook all proves it
Failing that, you could always ask her a reasonable question. If she gives you a reasonable answer chances are she isn't French. However, if she raises her arms in the air in a violent manner, throws her onions to the ground, gets on her black bicycle, pedals to the local lorry depot, gets in the lorry, drives to the nearest sea port, blocks it for 3 days, thus preventing goods to be exported/imported by sea to and from Europe via France, consequentially costing the UK millions of pounds in lost trade, well then she's Frenchfosseboy83 said:thats true! but to be certain you need to check on how many times she shrugs her shoulders at you in response to a resonable question...if it's high you've got a genuine french.
Melton Fox said:Failing that, you could always ask her a reasonable question. If she gives you a reasonable answer chances are she isn't French. However, if she raises her arms in the air in a violent manner, throws her onions to the ground, gets on her black bicycle, pedals to the local lorry depot, gets in the lorry, drives to the nearest sea port, blocks it for 3 days, thus preventing goods to be exported by sea to and from Europe via France, consequentially costing the UK millions of pounds in lost trade, well then she's French
:icon_lol: :icon_lol:MKFox said:Go and sniff her chair lazzer....
or challenge her to a thumb war and if she surrenders before even gettin started and lets you invade her she is deff a cheese eating surrender monkey.Melton Fox said:Failing that, you could always ask her a reasonable question. If she gives you a reasonable answer chances are she isn't French. However, if she raises her arms in the air in a violent manner, throws her onions to the ground, gets on her black bicycle, pedals to the local lorry depot, gets in the lorry, drives to the nearest sea port, blocks it for 3 days, thus preventing goods to be exported/imported by sea to and from Europe via France, consequentially costing the UK millions of pounds in lost trade, well then she's French
Yorkshire Vixen said:corrinne bailey rae
what did they have against vowels?Joe_Fox said:primal scream - xtrmntr
The don't like the way they destroy the water banks, ruining our natural habitatfcukcov said:what did they have against vowels?
Motown Fox said:Got the single whats the album like?
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