What Did The Postie Bring?

[muzzysgal]

I can release a statement on behalf of mg "The photo shoot was OK, but not a patch on the video shoot" - End of statement.

No doubt you'll be expecting payment for that now :icon_roll

 

[homer]

A ****ing car insurance offer for 'the over fifties'

I'm 41 you bastard ****ing mother ****ers

 

[Hazzman]

What did the e-mail man bring?

Details of enrolling online at Coventry Uni - super idea for whoever came up with it.

 

[fcukcov]

What did the e-mail man bring?

Details of enrolling online at Coventry Uni - super idea for whoever came up with it.

Bet it doesnt work, their on line stuff is usually crap.

 

[Hazzman]

Bet it doesnt work, their on line stuff is usually crap.

Don't tell me that - I was gonna leave until next week before filling it in. :icon_wink

 

[highland fox]

A nice comfy cardigan to keep the chill out

You will feel the winter more at your time of life homer

 

[Hazzman]

You will feel the winter more at your time of life homer

I can feel it today - feet are fecking freezing.

 

[fcukcov]

I can feel it today - feet are fecking freezing.

Lovely morning this morning when i walked the dog, gone all cloudy now.

 

[highland fox]

Lovely morning this morning when i walked the dog, gone all cloudy now.

Its cold here,the wind is blowing from the North.However at least the sun is shining in between the showers so for up here its not a bad day

 

[MKFox]

need some rain here, garden's like concrete

 

[Singth]

need some rain here, garden's like concrete

The whole of Milton Keynes is

 

[MKFox]

The whole of Milton Keynes is

 

[City Fan]

**** all, thanks to the ****ing ****s at Royal Mail!!!!!!

If you want a better paid job, go and get yourself a better paid job - stop the bloody whinging!

 

[SJN-Fox]

**** all, thanks to the ****ing ****s at Royal Mail!!!!!!

I hired a car last week. When they delivered it, the tax had run out, so the stupid twats in the office posted it to me .... on the day they went on strike. I expect it to arrive at least two days after they've got the car back. Cnuts

 

[Siouxsie]

I've had post at work and at home every day during the strike. It's not our usual office postie though. I don't know about the home one as I'm never here when the post arrives.

 

[City Fan]

I've had post at work and at home every day during the strike. It's not our usual office postie though. I don't know about the home one as I'm never here when the post arrives.

You're lucky! I haven't had any since about last Thursday.

 

[homer]

You're lucky! I haven't had any since about last Thursday.

You're even luckier

Jeff hasn't had any since about 1982.........

 

[fcukcov]

You're lucky! I haven't had any since about last Thursday.

Me neither, shes claims it time of the month, ive offered to use the dirt track…….

 

[newtonfox]

Me neither, shes claims it time of the month, ive offered to use the dirt track…….

sick :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[drew]

My friends Postman gets 8 weeks paid holiday a year.....