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MKFox said:
after reading macky's lighting farts post I decided to re-visit my youth and light one last night....


I had to light 3 fragrant candles and open the bathroom window for an hour to get rid of the stench of burning hair. On the flip side, i won't be getting tag nuts for a while....
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post of the day for me :038::081:
 
MKFox said:
after reading macky's lighting farts post I decided to re-visit my youth and light one last night....


I had to light 3 fragrant candles and open the bathroom window for an hour to get rid of the stench of burning hair. On the flip side, i won't be getting tag nuts for a while....
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:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

I bet Mrs MK just thought you were being romantic with the candes too
 
I'd like to be able to slap the stupidity out of anyone into religion.

Get them into something more constructive like macramé.
 
Disco Bob said:
I'd like to be able to slap the stupidity out of anyone into religion.

Get them into something more constructive like macramé.
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I understand your intent but you can't lower yourself to their level by dishing out slaps.

The best you can hope for is to encourage them to think for themselves & challenge all of their outrageous claims.










































Failing that a few sharp blows to the kidney can help get your point across.
 
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More than anything - I'd like to be able to stay at home tonight, play with my kids, read them a story and tuck them into bed before jumping the wife.

I do not want to go to sit at a sodding check-out for six hours.

Arse.:mad:
 
Disco Bob said:
More than anything - I'd like to be able to stay at home tonight, play with my kids, read them a story and tuck them into bed before jumping the wife.

I do not want to go to sit at a sodding check-out for six hours.

Arse.:mad:
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But think of the doughnuts, DB
 
Disco Bob said:
More than anything - I'd like to be able to stay at home tonight, play with my kids, read them a story and tuck them into bed before jumping the wife.
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I wouldn't worry about it DB, I'm sure the job will still get done.
 
Disco Bob said:
At least the bastard didn't drink my gin and eat my donuts.

The rest I can live with.
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:038:

You can't believe how satisfying it is to get that sort of normal response instead of some delicate soul crying into his keyboard whilst wishing his painful, tortured life away and shouting at the nasty man.
 
highland fox said:
The only reason is that i'm not a fit enough but I aim to be next year.I wouldn't want to go up there unprepared like thousands of other idiots do each year
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Good luck, if I can do it, anyone can. My only advice would be to find some exercise that will strengthen your quads for when you come back down. I couldn't walk downstairs for about two days afterwards! :icon_redf
 
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