What Do You Want To Do, But Can't?

[Cate Fox]

after reading macky's lighting farts post I decided to re-visit my youth and light one last night....


I had to light 3 fragrant candles and open the bathroom window for an hour to get rid of the stench of burning hair. On the flip side, i won't be getting tag nuts for a while....

post of the day for me

 

[Han]

after reading macky's lighting farts post I decided to re-visit my youth and light one last night....


I had to light 3 fragrant candles and open the bathroom window for an hour to get rid of the stench of burning hair. On the flip side, i won't be getting tag nuts for a while....

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

I bet Mrs MK just thought you were being romantic with the candes too

 

[Disco Bob]

I'd like to be able to slap the stupidity out of anyone into religion.

Get them into something more constructive like macramé.

 

[Hammond Organ]

I'd like to be able to slap the stupidity out of anyone into religion.

Get them into something more constructive like macramé.

Watchtower?

 

[Macky]

I'd like to be able to slap the stupidity out of anyone into religion.

Get them into something more constructive like macramé.

I understand your intent but you can't lower yourself to their level by dishing out slaps.

The best you can hope for is to encourage them to think for themselves & challenge all of their outrageous claims.










































Failing that a few sharp blows to the kidney can help get your point across.

 

[Disco Bob]

More than anything - I'd like to be able to stay at home tonight, play with my kids, read them a story and tuck them into bed before jumping the wife.

I do not want to go to sit at a sodding check-out for six hours.

Arse.

 

[homer]

More than anything - I'd like to be able to stay at home tonight, play with my kids, read them a story and tuck them into bed before jumping the wife.

I do not want to go to sit at a sodding check-out for six hours.

Arse.

But think of the doughnuts, DB

 

[Melton Fox]

More than anything - I'd like to be able to stay at home tonight, play with my kids, read them a story and tuck them into bed before jumping the wife.

I wouldn't worry about it DB, I'm sure the job will still get done.

 

[Disco Bob]

I wouldn't worry about it DB, I'm sure the job will still get done.

At least the bastard didn't drink my gin and eat my donuts.

The rest I can live with.

 

[Melton Fox]

At least the bastard didn't drink my gin and eat my donuts.

The rest I can live with.

You can't believe how satisfying it is to get that sort of normal response instead of some delicate soul crying into his keyboard whilst wishing his painful, tortured life away and shouting at the nasty man.

 

[DesertFox]

I'd like to be able to slap the stupidity out of anyone into religion.

Get them into something more constructive like macramé.

Yes, or leming impersonation. After all, they've got the sheep stuff down pretty well...

 

[Leesoh]

The only reason is that i'm not a fit enough but I aim to be next year.I wouldn't want to go up there unprepared like thousands of other idiots do each year

Good luck, if I can do it, anyone can. My only advice would be to find some exercise that will strengthen your quads for when you come back down. I couldn't walk downstairs for about two days afterwards! :icon_redf

 

[beaumontfox]

Did Carl have to carry you up and down the stairs then? Or did you just sit on your bum and scoot down the steps?

 

[Disco Bob]

You know how satisfy this delicate soul crying into his keyboard, wishing for a nasty man.

Fag.

 

[Steven]

Fag.

That has a pejorative tone.

 

[Disco Bob]

That has a pejorative tone.

Yes - I am highly critical and disapproving of bum-fun :icon_roll

 

[Steven]

Yes - I am highly critical and disapproving of bum-fun :icon_roll

.... and that suggests what exactly?

 

[Disco Bob]

.... and that suggests what exactly?

That you should be able to place my posts into context rather than trying to imply that I am homophobic.

 

[Steven]

That you should be able to place my posts into context rather than trying to imply that I am homophobic.

It was your choice of word.

 

[Disco Bob]

It was your choice of word.

...and?