What have you achieved today?

[lazzer]

Bollocks !!! .....My EU research grant !!!! I knew i had something to do this weekend.

 

[Hazzman]

2 presents and 2 1/2 days away from 'Sittingonarsemas'

 

[Hector]

Bollocks !!! .....My EU research grant !!!! I knew i had something to do this weekend.

It's not too late! The deadline isn't until tomorrow at 1 p.m. Get cracking! :icon_wink

 

[Macky]

Bollocks !!! .....My EU research grant !!!! I knew i had something to do this weekend.

It's not too late! The deadline isn't until tomorrow at 1 p.m. Get cracking! :icon_wink

And whatever you do, make sure that you mention 'climate change', several times, even if the project has ****all to do with climate change.
Nobody gets funding these days unless they think you'll be helping to prove that we're all going to die because we exhale CO2, which makes polar bears cry. Fact.

 

[Harbro-Fox]

Got all of my christmas presents for people, christmas was so much better when I was younger.

 

[Hector]

And whatever you do, make sure that you mention 'climate change', several times, even if the project has ****all to do with climate change.
Nobody gets funding these days unless they think you'll be helping to prove that we're all going to die because we exhale CO2, which makes polar bears cry. Fact.

Spot on! And there are other key buzzwords as well, when its a 12-partner Ph.D training programme: eg. "generic skills" and "platform technologies" and of course you have to emphasise the role of "private sector partners" and include a "stakeholders' workshop".

 

[Macky]

Spot on! And there are other key buzzwords as well, when its a 12-partner Ph.D training programme: eg. "generic skills" and "platform technologies" and of course you have to emphasise the role of "private sector partners" and include a "stakeholders' workshop".

Not bad Hector, but I think you need a paradigm shift if you're going to achieve any of those key synergies.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Bingo!

 

[camberwell fox]

Not bad Hector, but I think you need a paradigm shift if you're going to achieve any of those key synergies.

Isn't he an Irish golfer?

 

[spionfox]

LinuxMint8 installed on a portable HD, tested, customised (including free usenet server) and ready to use when visiting peeps over Chriggy.

Bye bye boring time in front of fire wearing silly hats and hello to escapism!!!

 

[Macky]

LinuxMint8 installed on a portable HD, tested, customised (including free usenet server) and ready to use when visiting peeps over Chriggy.

Bye bye boring time in front of fire wearing silly hats and hello to escapism!!!

Good work

 

[tedfoxxx]

Just had an offer from Cov university. I would be chuffed except for the fact I don't want to go there...

Just have to pray that Leicester uni want me.

 

[Lako42]

Just had an offer from Cov university. I would be chuffed except for the fact I don't want to go there...

Just have to pray that Leicester uni want me.

Hold out, Leicester Uni is a cracking establishment, improves year on year.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Hold out, Leicester Uni is a cracking establishment, improves year on year.

I was really impressed with it when I had a skeg on the open day, lovely Geoggers department.

 

[SJN-Fox]

I was really impressed with it when I had a skeg on the open day, lovely Geoggers department.

Drag me out of the sea and then teach me to breath

Not doing English then Ted ?? :icon_bigg

 

[tedfoxxx]

Not doing English then Ted ?? :icon_bigg

I have no idea what you're on about, have you edited that?

Bollocks to my awful spelling!

 

[Boy Genius]

Just had an offer from Cov university. I would be chuffed except for the fact I don't want to go there...

Just have to pray that Leicester uni want me.

I didn't realise you were looking for a job in cleaning Ted?

 

[Lako42]

I didn't realise you were looking for a job in cleaning Ted?

Take no notice of him Ted, he's just the forum ****.

 

[Boy Genius]

Take no notice of him Ted, he's just the forum ****.

you will never get this title off me Lako, no matter how hard you try!

 

[spionfox]

I was really impressed with it when I had a skeg on the open day, lovely Geoggers department.

'Geoggers' I got, but 'skeg'?

Is that a euphemism for wank