What have you achieved today?

[lazzer]

Caused mayhem at work during an online presentation I had to do, demo-ing a web app that I've been working on.
For devilment, before I shared my Desktop I created two folders, 'Donkey Porn' and 'Granny ****ing' and had them showing in my taskbar.

Thank **** my boss is out in Australia til the new year, she is going to crucify me.

Its the emails that get me. I was conducting a meeting involving directors using a projector screen, whilst looking at excel and discussing performance i had a spam email arrive entitled " slide on my shaft" :icon_eek::icon_redf There was much coughing and spluttering. :icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

Its the emails that get me. I was conducting a meeting involving directors using a projector screen, whilst looking at excel and discussing performance i had a spam email arrive entitled " slide on my shaft" :icon_eek::icon_redf There was much coughing and spluttering. :icon_lol:

:icon_lol:

 

[lazzer]

I've just tripped over the wire of the Christmas lights I spent the early part of this evening putting up (I'd temporarily plugged them into a handy socket as I haven't found the extension lead yet) and now they've stopped working.


(and I've hurt my knee :icon_cry: )

Could be a trip switch. :icon_bigg

 

[Darth Vodka]

Its the emails that get me. I was conducting a meeting involving directors using a projector screen, whilst looking at excel and discussing performance i had a spam email arrive entitled " slide on my shaft" :icon_eek::icon_redf There was much coughing and spluttering. :icon_lol:

i switched that pop up off long ago!



it's just communicator i have to remember to switch off in meetings now

 

[Matt_B]

Eaten 2 flakes and 2 cream eggs in the last half hour, a little sick now.

 

[Kingy_85]

Orderd lift parts, had a tuna cob and then ordered some more lift parts.

Life is sweet.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Orderd lift parts, had a tuna cob and then ordered some more lift parts.

Life is sweet.

OMG, same here! Apart from ordering the lift parts..... Sweetcorn in the cob?

 

[beaumontfox]

finished writing the cards that will be posted.(thank feck!)

Been toying with calendars but still waiting for the photos from Snapfish(almost two bloody weeks) so can't do feck all, and now looks like they won't get sent out before Xmas grrr.

Going to wrap some prezzies up this evening, probably finish the Toblerone prezzie I got yesterday.....might spend some of my Xmas prezzie money I got on craft bits and bobs, though I suppose I should wait til after Christmas Day......this is what happens when you have Christmas early....your prezzies don't last very long!

 

[Hector]

OMG, same here! Apart from ordering the lift parts..... Sweetcorn in the cob?

Unusual that. Must have been genetically modified with an "inside out" gene.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Unusual that. Must have been genetically modified with an "inside out" gene.

Have you misread Teddy's post?

 

[Macky]

Have you misread Teddy's post?

I don't believe he has, have you misread Hector's?

 

[tedfoxxx]

I don't believe he has, have you misread Hector's?

I don't think you inderstand what Blue is trying to say. Have you read his post properly?




To clarify, I wasn't on about corn on the cob, that delicious treat many like to enjoy at BBQ's or with some steak. I was asking Kingy if he had put sweetcorn in his cob/bap/bun.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I don't believe he has, have you misread Hector's?

I don't believe so. Have you misread Teddy Boy's post? Or are you both just not reading Kingy's?

 

[tedfoxxx]

lol

 

[Macky]

I don't think you inderstand what Blue is trying to say. Have you read his post properly?

To clarify, I wasn't on about corn on the cob, that delicious treat many like to enjoy at BBQ's or with some steak. I was asking Kingy if he had put sweetcorn in his cob/bap/bun.

I don't believe so. Have you misread Teddy Boy's post? Or are you both just not reading Kingy's?

To clarify my position on this issue, I have read and understood all of the relevant posts in their entirety and I found Hector's to be the most amusing of the selection on offer.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Well thank **** that got sorted out.

Is this just a case of Hector making a funny and Blue not quite getting it?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Well thank **** that got sorted out.

Is this just a case of Hector making a funny and Blue not quite getting it?

No. Or yes. I forget which.

 

[Macky]

Is this just a case of Hector making a funny and Blue not quite getting it?

I believe that may be the case m'Lud

 

[Blue Maniac]

I believe that may be the case m'Lud

Shouldn't jokes be funny though? Not that I'd know, I've no experience of being funny.

 

[tedfoxxx]

I believe that may be the case m'Lud

Well after considering the evidence, I find Blue Maniac guilty of not getting a funny. I sentence you to 3 months in Steven.