What have you achieved today?

[tedfoxxx]

:icon_bigg

I don't ****in' need it man.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Drowning sorrows in Jura whiskey and Modest Mouse songs.:icon_cry:

Might be a few mince pies left to snack on too....:icon_cool

 

[Blue Maniac]

Baked some stunning mince pies, I done the pastry and everything! Might scoff a few now actually....

What kind of mince did you use?

Beef.

That's the best kind of cow meat there is

I prefer cow pork. It's meaty.

Yeah, it's okay, tastes a bit like horse though

Manatee is where it's at. Imagine a Llama and a trout having a baby, that's manatee.

Well, I don't like llama, too fatty, and I definitely don't like trout, not fishy enough. So I might give manatee a try, a kind a fatty fish I imagine.

Aye, tastes slightly like Tom from Newcastle-Under-Lyme.

What the **** were you two drinking last night?

 

[beaumontfox]

Busy.

Made another 10 Xmas cards, three pages and has sorted out photos to finish off the calendars. Got a week left to get them all done so timewise it's going very nicely.

Will mooch on the net for a bit til Xfactor comes on now, and then make a Good Luck card for a mate who is going to work in Disneyland Japan next year and do some Xmas cards that have been ordered.

 

[Scarby]

just got back from the South West BBC sports personality of the year 2009. Was in the VIP section as a mate was nominated for an award. Sat next to an Olympic gold medalist. On the table next to me was Chris Weales twin brother who won best medal hopeful for 2012. Jenson Button won the main award.

 

[Dour]

On the table next to me was Chris Weales twin brother who won best medal hopeful for 2012.

Not enough chairs to go around? Or was this some Dorset cannibalism thing? Either way, you're better off out of it.

 

[Siouxsie]

Had a good weekend in Amsterdam, despite the rain.

I managed to avoid the football too.

 

[bocadillo]

Managed to avoid F!"£$t fans all day - which is not too difficult a thing to do in this part of the world.
:icon_wink

 

[tedfoxxx]

What the **** were you two drinking last night?

Carling at the pub*, whiskey and a bit of rum I had left from my Birthday celebrations.



*I'm mentioning that this was social drinking so you don't think that I'm a total loser.

 

[camberwell fox]

Carling at the pub*, whiskey and a bit of rum I had left from my Birthday celebrations.



*I'm mentioning that this was social drinking so you don't think that I'm a total loser.

...What happened to the mince pies and the fishy bird?...:icon_lol:

 

[tedfoxxx]

...What happened to the mince pies and the fishy bird?...:icon_lol:

Theres a few left and she's fine thanks. (and not fishy).

 

[Matt_B]

Theres a few left and she's fine thanks. (and not fishy).

Was you who got a lot of grief a while back for posting that you were having a girl round (I think it might have been a first date) and were going to cook together? And if so was it the same girl? I want to know if the tactic worked!

 

[Macky]

Was you who got a lot of grief a while back for posting that you were having a girl round (I think it might have been a first date) and were going to cook together? And if so was it the same girl? I want to know if the tactic worked!

No, that was East Anglia Fox
tee he he, gonna have to find that again

 

[Hazzman]

Been a mardy bastard all day.

 

[Matt_B]

No, that was East Anglia Fox
tee he he, gonna have to find that again

I tried to find it after I posted but was looking under Ted, which is why I didn't. Post it if you find it, that was a good read :icon_bigg

 

[tedfoxxx]

I tried to find it after I posted but was looking under Ted, which is why I didn't. Post it if you find it, that was a good read :icon_bigg

Trust me, I wouldn't treat a girl to anything that lame.

 

[Matt_B]

Trust me, I wouldn't treat a girl to anything that exciting, just little Ted, though it is medically lame.

Nice

 

[tedfoxxx]

Nice

I was waiting for the lame penis joke. That was quite well executed, well done.

 

[Matt_B]

I was waiting for the lame penis joke. That was quite well executed, well done.

Thanks, I went through a few revisions before commiting to print to be fair, it wasn't as off the cuff as it seemed.

 

[Siouxsie]

I've just tripped over the wire of the Christmas lights I spent the early part of this evening putting up (I'd temporarily plugged them into a handy socket as I haven't found the extension lead yet) and now they've stopped working.


(and I've hurt my knee :icon_cry: )