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I've just tripped over the wire of the Christmas lights I spent the early part of this evening putting up (I'd temporarily plugged them into a handy socket as I haven't found the extension lead yet) and now they've stopped working.


(and I've hurt my knee :icon_cry: )

That would have been so funny to see. :081::081:
 
I've just tripped over the wire of the Christmas lights I spent the early part of this evening putting up (I'd temporarily plugged them into a handy socket as I haven't found the extension lead yet) and now they've stopped working.


(and I've hurt my knee :icon_cry: )

Why on earth do women not leave this kind of complicated thing for men to do? If you don't have a man in your life invite a tramp in to do it, it is much better than the alternative, as you have found to your detriment.
 
I managed not to snigger when the female customer rang me shouting about the fact she had a " torn and soggy box" only to follow that with " i have had to pull a machine operator off to repack it " :icon_lol:
 
I've just tripped over the wire of the Christmas lights I spent the early part of this evening putting up (I'd temporarily plugged them into a handy socket as I haven't found the extension lead yet) and now they've stopped working.


(and I've hurt my knee :icon_cry: )

Have a cup of tea and some cake.
 
I managed not to snigger when the female customer rang me shouting about the fact she had a " torn and soggy box" only to follow that with " i have had to pull a machine operator off to repack it " :icon_lol:

Well done, there's no way I'd have been able to hold back, I'd probably have smothered myself trying not to laugh
 
**** all, except for a nice Sociology essay. 3 of my 4 lessons were cancelled today, it really isn't good enough considering post 16 don't get cover teachers.
 
Caused mayhem at work during an online presentation I had to do, demo-ing a web app that I've been working on.
For devilment, before I shared my Desktop I created two folders, 'Donkey Porn' and 'Granny ****ing' and had them showing in my taskbar.

Thank **** my boss is out in Australia til the new year, she is going to crucify me.
 
Caused mayhem at work during an online presentation I had to do, demo-ing a web app that I've been working on.
For devilment, before I shared my Desktop I created two folders, 'Donkey Porn' and 'Granny ****ing' and had them showing in my taskbar.

Thank **** my boss is out in Australia til the new year, she is going to crucify me.

:081:
 
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