What have you achieved today?

[MKFox]

depends how thinly you slice them

 

[spionfox]

depends how thinly you slice them

Top Googling that man :icon_wink

 

[fosseboy83]

bbbbboooooooooorrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddd

cleaning the house:icon_sad:

 

[pork pie fox]

Just singed the front of my hair and my eyelashes trying to light my dad's worn out BBQ :icon_redf

 

[Leesoh]

Well done LeeH on becoming a barrister.

ditto

ditto

Hooray

Another lawyer in the world

I refer to the previous comment M'Lud.

:icon_redf Thanks very much everyone, all I need now is pupillage!!

 

[MKFox]

:icon_redf Thanks very much everyone, all I need now is pupillage!!

if that involves a gimp mask and a tub of KY, i'll volunteer....



..well done by the way

 

[Leesoh]

if that involves a gimp mask and a tub of KY, i'll volunteer....



..well done by the way

No it doesn't, and thanks! :icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

:icon_redf Thanks very much everyone, all I need now is pupillage!!

I'm all the more impressed that you've passed your bar exams without eyes

 

[Leesoh]

I'm all the more impressed that you've passed your bar exams without eyes

Thanks :icon_lol:

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Just singed the front of my hair and my eyelashes trying to light my dad's worn out BBQ :icon_redf

I had an old BBQ explode in my face, ****ed my eyebrows and melted my eyelashes together so I couldn't open my eyes :icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

I had an old BBQ explode in my face, ****ed my eyebrows and melted my eyelashes together so I couldn't open my eyes :icon_lol:

You can't beat a few bangers at a barbecue

 

[lazzer]

You can't beat a few bangers at a barbecue

No,but you could line them up and kick a ball at them :icon_bigg

 

[Macky]

No,but you could line them up and kick a ball at them :icon_bigg

You could chop their goolies off too and cook 'em, lovely with a bit of chilli dip

 

[Blaby blue blood]

You can't beat a few bangers at a barbecue

I'm surprised no-one has picked up on the perfect editing opportunity! This place is going to the dogs I tell you!

 

[Macky]

I'm surprised no-one has picked up on the perfect editing opportunity! This place is going to the dogs I tell you!

You're absolutely right

**** my eye

Eeeuuuww, no thanks

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Mmmmm, thanks Nothing quite like slipping your love length in a warm moist eye socket

That's just disgusting!

 

[pork pie fox]

I had an old BBQ explode in my face, ****ed my eyebrows and melted my eyelashes together so I couldn't open my eyes :icon_lol:

Thanks Bbb, that made me feel a lot better about my own incompetence :icon_lol:

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Thanks Bbb, that made me feel a lot better about my own incompetence :icon_lol:

Happy to help :icon_bigg

 

[spionfox]

Today is my 40th consecutive day of walking (or occasionally light jogging) at least 5 miles in a single session per day. Current total mileage is 264.

Going to try and keep this up as long as I can.

 

[MKFox]

Today is my 40th consecutive day of walking

Way too easy....:icon_razz