What have you achieved today?

[tedfoxxx]

A utility room eh? What utilities does it have? Will you be bringing extra utilities to put in it? What the **** is a utility room?

Its a ****ing laundry room Mack 1.

 

[Mawsley]

He'll be getting a house with a bloody pantry next.

Sodding students.

 

[homer]

Really impress the ladies, that will

Honestly, I sometimes think he actually wants to remain a virgin :icon_roll

 

[The Major]

Its a ****ing laundry room Mack 1.

He is Irish you know. They still take their clothes down to the river to bash on rocks.

 

[spionfox]

I booked my first haircut in nearly a year earlier....

Booked a haircut?

I just tell my missus to get the clippers out :icon_wink

 

[cazlcfc]

Really impress the ladies, that will

Honestly, I sometimes think he actually wants to remain a virgin :icon_roll

:icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

He is Irish you know. They still take their clothes down to the river to bash on rocks.

No I do not!
That's women's work

 

[Macky]

Its a ****ing laundry room Mack 1.

I can't see what use you'd have for such a thing

 

[tedfoxxx]

Girls love a tumble dryer.

 

[Mawsley]

Girls love a tumble dryer.

Is that rhyming slang for Lloyd Dyer?

 

[The Major]

Girls love a tumble .

Not in my experience.:icon_sad:

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Last train back leaves at 9:25 on a Saturday (an hour later in the week). What kind of a night out are you thinking about?

Hey, I don't live anywhere near there and am not a train nerd :icon_wink I just know it has a station.

 

[Mawsley]

Hey, I don't live anywhere near there and am not a train nerd :icon_wink I just know it has a station.

It has two.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Christ on a trike. After all that about the house, travel, utility rooms, reducing my pulling power because I'm getting my hair cut off, Janet of the accomodation office has phoned and offered me the very last room in halls on the campus. I think I'll take it, it only works out slightly cheaper but will make life so much more simple. I'll feel bad about phoning the scary man from the MOD that I had agreed to rent the room in Nottingham from but hey-ho.

 

[homer]

Christ on a trike. After all that about the house, travel, utility rooms, reducing my pulling power because I'm getting my hair cut off, Janet of the accomodation office has phoned and offered me the very last room in halls on the campus. I think I'll take it, it only works out slightly cheaper but will make life so much more simple. I'll feel bad about phoning the scary man from the MOD that I had agreed to rent the room in Nottingham from but hey-ho.

Big result

Halls = Gash City

 

[tedfoxxx]

Big result

Halls = Gash City

Fannies 'R' us?

 

[RHYDAL]

Muff Motel

 

[homer]

Flange-U-Like

 

[tedfoxxx]

Clunge cottage

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Minge Manor