Sex Maniac and Proud (Virgin 1) Chat magazine. This is one of those horrid programmes where horrid people come and say what producers want them to say in order to get on TV. In between the horrid people are horrid magazine journalists and so-called psychotherapists, also hungry for TV fame, who talk a lot of nonsense.
There's very little as tedious as listening to people talk about how much sex they have, which is what the horrid people are going on about in this one. And not just sex with other people, but also sex with themselves. Connor, a very enthusiastic onanist, tells us that he prowls supermarkets, eyeing up the other shoppers for new material for his fantasies. "Sometimes, junowo'imean, I can't wait until I get home, so I go into like the toilets there, and I'll have a wank," he says, charmingly. "I've masturbated in most of the main department stores in Milton Keynes."