Worrying signs at Belvoir Drive 2

[Macky]

I am a management consultant. Here's how I think I, or a colleague, can help the team:
1. We would do a SWOT analysis of the team with everyone at the club about last season's performances and perceived SWOT of the restructured squad as of now. This would be so as to engage and involve all current players & to allow them to take ownership of the issues.
2. On a macro level, we would facilitate 'blue skies' and strategic thinking for Martin Allen & Mr Manderic whilst on a micro level we would seek the views of the playing staff (& management) on operational issues.
3. We would initiate lines of communication to allow for proactive & forensic micro level hands-on management to enable Martin Allen to address issues of import with immediacy and decisiveness
4. A strategic plan agreed between Mr Manderic & Martin Allen will receive monthly attention with reports from the latter to see how on-going activity is dovetailing into the strategy.
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In English 1-4 above means
1. Ask everyone
i) how s*it was the team last season?
ii) how much stronger is the squad this season?
2. Ensure MA & MM have a plan, & see what the players think of it too
3. MA needs to spot problems & how to solve them quickly & thus talk to players, MM etc asap about it
4. MA & MM will look at their plan for LCFC regularly to see how it is going.
5. There was no number 5! Except that I would charge £5,000 for meeting the management & players and to make the above report with my recommendations. There would also be 4 quarterly meetings chargeable at £500 each between myself & MM & MM.
6. There is no number 6. End of tongue being stuck firmly in cheek.

Give_us_a_wave, you're absolutely right, this crowd are a shower c*nts.

 

[Steven]

who would mark it?? would everyone get a say or just you mods

Everyone could get a say so that the thread could effectively carry a "health warning".

 

[Steven]

Give_us_a_wave, you're absolutely right, this crowd are a shower c*nts.

What prompted that? :icon_eek:

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

that would cause more problems than its worth imo :icon_lol:

 

[Jeff]

It might not be a bad idea to have a scheme whereby a thread could be marked as being very dull.

Everyone has the ability to rate threads, just click on the rate thread link above. If people rate this one as 'terrible' (one star), it will show up in the forum listing.

 

[Macky]

What prompted that? :icon_eek:

Management speak does have that affect on me, or is that effect YV?

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

sod off :icon_lol:

 

[consty]

Give_us_a_wave, you're absolutely right, this crowd are a shower c*nts.

Ta, note: this was written by me, consty, not Give_us_a_wave. If someone else is claiming it, as a management consultant, I can advise on and instigate an intellectual property rights infringement case. The fee starts at £1,000 plus £500 per day follow-up work. Minimum esimate £8,000, maximum....... are you kiddin', there is no maximum.

 

[M17TT C]

Ta, note: this was written by me, consty, not Give_us_a_wave. If someone else is claiming it, as a management consultant, I can advise on and instigate an intellectual property rights infringement case. The fee starts at £1,000 plus £500 per day follow-up work. Minimum esimate £8,000, maximum....... are you kiddin', there is no maximum.

I may be wrong but I believe Macky was implying that you are a cvnt...

 

[consty]

I may be wrong but I believe Macky was implying that you are a cvnt...

You are wrong. He was referring specifically to management consultants. I assume he saw I was parodying management consultants by using management consultant speak. Either that or he is as rude, and as thick, as you. Which is unlikely.
Let me know when you start your first graduate training scheme, frying burgers or perhaps a higher job, stacking shelves in a supermarket. You are proof that too many people are gong to university these days.

 

[fitz]

You are wrong. He was referring specifically to management consultants. I assume he saw I was parodying management consultants by using management consultant speak. Either that or he is as rude, and as thick, as you. Which is unlikely.
Let me know when you start your first graduate training scheme, frying burgers or perhaps a higher job, stacking shelves in a supermarket. You are proof that too many people are gong to university these days.

heh heh heh heh

 

[consty]

Give_us_a_wave, you're absolutely right, this crowd are a shower c*nts.

On 2nd thoughts... maybe Macky did think I was a real management consultant and thus my post (27th July, 10.44am) was genuine? I'd like to know if he was directing his comments at me... just so that I could send a nice friendly message back. Let us know Macky.

 

[Macky]

On 2nd thoughts... maybe Macky did think I was a real management consultant and thus my post (27th July, 10.44am) was genuine?

No, I did read your post, particularly this bit:

End of tongue being stuck firmly in cheek.

I'd like to know if he was directing his comments at me...

Yup, but in a convivial way.

just so that I could send a nice friendly message back.

Work away, I love friendly messages.

 

[M17TT C]

You are wrong. He was referring specifically to management consultants. I assume he saw I was parodying management consultants by using management consultant speak. Either that or he is as rude, and as thick, as you. Which is unlikely.
Let me know when you start your first graduate training scheme, frying burgers or perhaps a higher job, stacking shelves in a supermarket. You are proof that too many people are gong to university these days.

No I'm not!

Thanks for taking such an interest in my personal life by the way.....















......weirdo!!

 

[consty]

No, I did read your post, particularly this bit:

<tongue in cheek>

<comments directed at me?>
Yup, but in a convivial way.

Work away, I love friendly messages.

"Yup, but in a convivial way"???
que friendly message: 2nd thoughts, don't think I'll bother.