Worst films of all time

[Toronto]

plan 9 from outer space.........so bad it was good...(if that makes sense!?)
Bella Lugosi died during the filming, so they had to use the director's osteopath as a double....he stumbled through the rest of the film with his cape over his lower face...really scary..(for a 5 year old.)

 

[fosseboy83]

Scary Movie

Mulholland Drive is a la masterpiece. Lynch is ala genius.

think its a superb film but im still ****ed as to what exactly happens at the end.... Blue Velvet is fooking wierd too

 

[Darth Vodka]

Showgirls, Event Horizon, Boxing Helena

and who was it who said Shaun Of The Dead, YV?

how very dare you, SOTD is class

 

[Hazzman]

think its a superb film but im still ****ed as to what exactly happens at the end.... Blue Velvet is fooking wierd too

It's basically Naomi Watts' character Hollywood dream.

Blue Velvet is again class but when Hopper gets hold of the young lad, I lose all plot development there.

 

[Willlow]

Showgirls, Event Horizon, Boxing Helena

and who was it who said Shaun Of The Dead, YV?

how very dare you, SOTD is class

So bad i actually like it!!

a film called Creep which was out last year absolutely CRAP!

 

[fcukcov]

not all of it but the needless last 15 mins of the ring. Absolutely shocking that they just couldnt be ar**d to think of a better way to set it up for a sequel.

 

[Dunc]

A.I.

Although the first hour which was Kubricks bit was ok, but then it just turned into a Spielberg emotional sludgefest which is exactly what Kubrick wouldn't have done.

3 hours of my life I'll never get back.

As for the true worst film I've ever seen - Mutant on the Bounty, go to www.imdb.com and have a look at the ratings.

 

[Singth]

many people may not agree with me, but Zoolander. 24 carat gold shite.

I agree. Stiller and Ferrell are gash in that film.

 

[joe501]

mel gibsons signs
or shaun of the dead

 

[Boy Genius]

Titanic...................fecking bad that was.

 

[Singth]

Walking Tall with The Rock and Johnny Knoxville. I actually like it but everyone I have watched it with reckons it is shite. Guess I am just easily pleased in the film department.

 

[MHS]

Walking Tall with The Rock and Johnny Knoxville. I actually like it but everyone I have watched it with reckons it is shite. Guess I am just easily pleased in the film department.

That was a brilliant film IMO, got it on DVD. Have you noticed how The Rock's character always carries that plank of wood with him?

 

[Singth]

That was a brilliant film IMO, got it on DVD. Have you noticed how The Rock's character always carries that plank of wood with him?

The ol' 2 x 4

 

[MHS]

The ol' 2 x 4

Yep. I do think that Walking Tall is The Rock's best film, I didn't like The Mummy Returns or The Scorpion King, and I thought that Welcome To The Jungle was, at best, crap. He had a good role in Be Cool as well, which was another good film, obviously not as good as Get Shorty though.

Looking forward to watching Doom.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

U-571 - Utter yankee lies

 

[Singth]

Has anyone ever seen the film Envy with Ben Stiller and Jack Black? What a weird load of toss that is

 

[Scarby]

U-571 - Utter yankee lies

very true old boy

 

[Joe_Fox]

I watch a film to relax, unwind, and destress myself. However, when a film makes me think, it defeats it's purpose for me. That film was the biggest waste of my time ever!

Sounds to me like you should stick to Porn films then mate. (Not literally of course)

 

[Quincy]

Sounds to me like you should stick to Porn films then mate. (Not literally of course)

I wouldn't mind giving your avatar a portion or two

 

[Fox Fan]

The House of the Dead has to get my vote here. I dont know if anyone saw it, but it was unforgivable!


This is stolen from a review because I can't be bother to write it all up:

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How about the special effects of the movie. Have you ever played the video game? Well this movie was so low budget, that most of the fight scenes are real clips of the video game. You see a dead person getting shot then it switches to the video game part. A good part of the movie was numerous badly shown clips of the video game.

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This movie overall is so bad it should never have been released to a movie theater, even to video. I hope nobody else wastes their money on this.

Mr and Mrs Smith was ok for about the first 30 mins, but then for no reason at all they had a 45 min long fight! The audiance were bored as hell and I fell asleep!
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