Match 8
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Hazzman
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But he was the one who took it too far......
It was like Germany v Argies last world cup with Melts and his Maxi Rodridguez jump and punch - Oliver Bierhoff was the silly mutt.
For those who weren't there, I scored....
Matt_B
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Good finish as well Hazz, well taken
And he was still running around doing his aeroplane celebration during the ruckus.
Hazzman
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Han
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Tha lad in the Chelsea top is probably the dirtiest i've played down there. If you get the skinny bald-headed ref when playing them you might as well give up as he's all chummy with them all.
He fouled me blatantly from behind so i moaned at the ref for not awarding a fould and his reply was "don't tackle him [chelsea shirt player's name] or he'll cry". The player then proceeded to call me a "fanny", needless to say i man marked him for the remainder, going through him every time. Funnily enough he didn't shake my hand at the end.
Quite funny that the only insults i've heard from such a tough man are "fanny" and "i bet i pull more birds than you".
He fouled me blatantly from behind so i moaned at the ref for not awarding a fould and his reply was "don't tackle him [chelsea shirt player's name] or he'll cry". The player then proceeded to call me a "fanny", needless to say i man marked him for the remainder, going through him every time. Funnily enough he didn't shake my hand at the end.
Quite funny that the only insults i've heard from such a tough man are "fanny" and "i bet i pull more birds than you".
Matt_B
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Oh he did call Drew a "big cock" at one point.
Melton Fox
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To be fair, that was more of an observation than an insult :icon_lol:
I wonder what his gorgeous girlfriend thinks about that.
Han
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Someone should remind him that it's quality that counts, not quantity.
Hazzman
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Your crew were at our pitch within a flash at the final whistle....:icon_lol:
Just thought I'd mention, the reason for my superb finish was watching some chap called 'Falcao' on youtube last Saturday afternoon. When you got some time, have a look. The bloke is a 5-a-side genius and he's not flash too.
Matt_B
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to be honest, she looked rough, but I probably would :icon_wink
drummindefender
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"there's only one hazzman..."
Melton Fox
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I was pissed off about my goal.
I aimed it square at the face of their prick of a goalkeeper and hit it as hard as I could. Fcuking thing just missed him and went in!!!
muzzysgal
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I assume you don't mean the chap who sang 'Rock Me Amadeus'
With all the misspellings in this thread, it's difficult to know what half of you mean :icon_wink
With a packet of sweets, and a cheeky smile...
drummindefender
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walking in a hazzman wonderland...
Hazzman
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She was throwing fists at you as well. :icon_lol:
I assume you don't mean the chap who sang 'Rock Me Amadeus'
With all the misspellings in this thread, it's difficult to know what half of you mean :icon_wink
No, it's defo Falcao. He's Brazilian king of 5-a-side.
Maybe she was showing Matt how she likes it?
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