Puel out?

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Rock Fox

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2018

• #261

Brown Nose said:

I'm in a coffee shop right now and Puel is just across from me eating a boring looking lunch and watching something on his tablet. He's just spilt yoghurt down his shirt.

Do I:

a) leave him alone
b) get a picture and pretend I'm a Puel inner
c) give him a link to this thread and tell him what he needs to do to sharpen up his act
d) something else

?

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e) ask (politely) why Matty James is in the 25 man squad but Kingy isn't?

 

City Fan

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2018

• #262

Brown Nose said:

I'm in a coffee shop right now and Puel is just across from me eating a boring looking lunch and watching something on his tablet. He's just spilt yoghurt down his shirt.

Do I:

a) leave him alone
b) get a picture and pretend I'm a Puel inner
c) give him a link to this thread and tell him what he needs to do to sharpen up his act
d) something else

?

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C

 

Blue Maniac

Alzheimers sufferer

• Sep 26, 2018

• #263

What did you do, BN? We deserve to know.

 

homer

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2018

• #264

Blue Maniac said:

What did you do, BN? We deserve to know.

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Best not to ask - I'd wait for the Court report if I were you

 

Robin127

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2018

• #265

Give him a napkin to clean his mess up.

 

Blaarev

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2018

• #266

Blue Maniac said:

What did you do, BN? We deserve to know.

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He was wearing a cap, so Puel just called him a wanker and told him to piss off while all the staff and other guest laughed

 

tedfoxxx

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2018

• #267

Eeez good coffeebility.

 

Brown Nose

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2018

• #268

Blue Maniac said:

What did you do, BN? We deserve to know.

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Let's just say that I now know where he lives.

 

tedfoxxx

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2018

• #269

**** all that, I need to know what he was watching on his iPad.

Peppa Pig? Pornhub? ‘Allo ‘Allo?

 

camberwell fox

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2018

• #270

If Homer were there we know what would have heppened, in the police report it would read:

''Well your honour, I saw him spill the yoghurt on his shirt and it was clearly strawberry - which is my favourite flavour. I went over to him and without introducing myself I offered to clean his shirt for him.''

''The stupid foreign ****er said 'Oui' so I just started licking, and you know what it's like when you get into the rhythm of licking'' - damned difficult to stop aint it?

 

tedfoxxx

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2018

• #271

tedfoxxx said:

**** all that, I need to know what he was watching on his iPad.

Peppa Pig? Pornhub? ‘Allo ‘Allo?

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Puelhub. An hour of build up and then nobody puts it in.

 

Robin127

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2018

• #272

Brown Nose said:

Let's just say that I now know where he lives.

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Stalker alert.

 

fitz

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2018

• #273

Brown Nose said:

Let's just say that I now know where he lives.

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Those irresistible Frenchies.

 

Brown Nose

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2018

• #274

It's certainly not the sort of address a millionaire from Monaco would choose if he was expecting to be around for long.

 

City Fan

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2018

• #275

tedfoxxx said:

Puelhub. An hour of build up and then nobody puts it in.

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A good possibility of good penetration.

 

M17TT C

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2018

• #276

Brown Nose said:

It's certainly not the sort of address a millionaire from Monaco would choose if he was expecting to be around for long.

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He's moved into Kante's old flat in St Matthews??

 

spionfox

Well-Known Member

• Sep 27, 2018

• #277

tedfoxxx said:

Puelhub. An hour of build up and then nobody puts it in.

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But when they don't put it in they do it with such intensity.

 

jb5000

Well-Known Member

• Sep 27, 2018

• #278

tedfoxxx said:

Puelhub. An hour of build up and then nobody puts it in.

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I quite like going behind early

 

FOX Franks

Well-Known Member

• Sep 28, 2018

• #279

tedfoxxx said:

**** all that, I need to know what he was watching on his iPad.

Peppa Pig? Pornhub? ‘Allo ‘Allo?

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It would warm my heart if Puel was watching old reruns of Allo Allo

 

popillius

Well-Known Member

• Sep 28, 2018

• #280

FOX Franks said:

It would warm my heart if Puel was watching old reruns of Allo Allo

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'I was pissing by the training ground when I heard a shit.. '