Puel out?

[Rock Fox]

I'm in a coffee shop right now and Puel is just across from me eating a boring looking lunch and watching something on his tablet. He's just spilt yoghurt down his shirt.

Do I:

a) leave him alone
b) get a picture and pretend I'm a Puel inner
c) give him a link to this thread and tell him what he needs to do to sharpen up his act
d) something else

?

e) ask (politely) why Matty James is in the 25 man squad but Kingy isn't?

 

[City Fan]

I'm in a coffee shop right now and Puel is just across from me eating a boring looking lunch and watching something on his tablet. He's just spilt yoghurt down his shirt.

Do I:

a) leave him alone
b) get a picture and pretend I'm a Puel inner
c) give him a link to this thread and tell him what he needs to do to sharpen up his act
d) something else

?

C

 

[Blue Maniac]

What did you do, BN? We deserve to know.

 

[homer]

What did you do, BN? We deserve to know.

Best not to ask - I'd wait for the Court report if I were you

 

[Robin127]

Give him a napkin to clean his mess up.

 

[Blaarev]

What did you do, BN? We deserve to know.

He was wearing a cap, so Puel just called him a wanker and told him to piss off while all the staff and other guest laughed

 

[tedfoxxx]

Eeez good coffeebility.

 

[Brown Nose]

What did you do, BN? We deserve to know.

Let's just say that I now know where he lives.

 

[tedfoxxx]

**** all that, I need to know what he was watching on his iPad.

Peppa Pig? Pornhub? ‘Allo ‘Allo?

 

[camberwell fox]

If Homer were there we know what would have heppened, in the police report it would read:

''Well your honour, I saw him spill the yoghurt on his shirt and it was clearly strawberry - which is my favourite flavour. I went over to him and without introducing myself I offered to clean his shirt for him.''

''The stupid foreign ****er said 'Oui' so I just started licking, and you know what it's like when you get into the rhythm of licking'' - damned difficult to stop aint it?

 

[tedfoxxx]

**** all that, I need to know what he was watching on his iPad.

Peppa Pig? Pornhub? ‘Allo ‘Allo?

Puelhub. An hour of build up and then nobody puts it in.

 

[Robin127]

Let's just say that I now know where he lives.

Stalker alert.

 

[fitz]

Let's just say that I now know where he lives.

Those irresistible Frenchies.

 

[Brown Nose]

It's certainly not the sort of address a millionaire from Monaco would choose if he was expecting to be around for long.

 

[City Fan]

Puelhub. An hour of build up and then nobody puts it in.

A good possibility of good penetration.

 

[M17TT C]

It's certainly not the sort of address a millionaire from Monaco would choose if he was expecting to be around for long.

He's moved into Kante's old flat in St Matthews??

 

[spionfox]

Puelhub. An hour of build up and then nobody puts it in.

But when they don't put it in they do it with such intensity.

 

[jb5000]

Puelhub. An hour of build up and then nobody puts it in.

I quite like going behind early

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

**** all that, I need to know what he was watching on his iPad.

Peppa Pig? Pornhub? ‘Allo ‘Allo?

It would warm my heart if Puel was watching old reruns of Allo Allo

 

[popillius]

It would warm my heart if Puel was watching old reruns of Allo Allo

'I was pissing by the training ground when I heard a shit.. '