GK:BRUCE WILLIS
RB:MILAN MANDERIC
LB:JEFF STELLING
CB:PETER ANDRE
CB:CRAIG DAVID
RM:NODDY HOLDER
LM:KANO
CM:MICHEAL BARRYMORE
CM:ALFIE MOON
CF:MR BEAN
CF:NOEL EDMONDS
Subs.MR BLOBBY,BART SIMPSON,PEPPA PIG,DELIA SMITH,PHIL MITCHELL,NIGEL PEARSON, and i no this is unrealistic 1 but...