This thread is to consult Melton in times of trouble and confusion.
TB's very own agony aunt ....
Yes, ignore the ****ing thing. A problem hidden is a problem gone.Dear Melton,
I am troubled that this thread has been started. I will also be very confused if it has any longevity.
Is there anything that can be done to help me? :icon_conf
Yours,
Confused and Troubled.
I know lots of mental people. I'm sure they'll be offended by your comments.Dear Melton
Is Newts actually a mental ?
Concerned
Glen Parva
Dear Melton
Is Newts actually a mental ?
Concerned
Glen Parva
Eat what you like, you'll probably die next week of something else anyway.Dear Melton
Shall i have a chicken maryland for dinner, or something healthier ?
Undernourished
BB
Eat what you like, you'll probably die next week of something else anyway.
I suppose you're the only person that will give a ****, so it's best of you decide.Dear Melton
Shall i have a paupers funeral, or a lead lined box.
Toes ready to curl
BB
It isn't proven that the two are related. A decent performance may not always see a rise in those that attend, and likewise I have seen many a crowd put in a good performance only for the performer to let them down.Dear Melton
do big crowds inspire decent performances or do decent performances bring big crowds?
confused
Rotherhithe
Thicko :icon_rollDear Melton,
What the **** does any of this mean ?
http://www.talkingballs.co.uk/showthread.php?p=710899#post710899
Trichinosis.What disease did cured ham actually have?
Yes, but you may want to forget the batter and cook it in coconut milk instead.Dear Melton
Can I cook a Koi in batter and have it with chips instead of cod or haddock?
Sadly my neighbour only has koi in his pond rather than the more usual batter friendly types of fish.
Yours hungrily.....
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