Ask Melton

[Dour]

I saw a black and white dog shit the other day.

 

[GazLCFC]

What breed :icon_wink

 

[bocadillo]

I saw a black and white dog shit the other day.

I see a black and white dog shit most days. Then I have to pick it up and dispose of it - the shit; not the dog!

 

[Lako42]

I need a wee, what should i do?

 

[Melton Fox]

I need a wee, what should i do?

Wee

 

[Jeff]

I need a wii, what should I do?

 

[Melton Fox]

I need a wii, what should I do?

Buy a new phone.

 

[Hammond Organ]

Dear Melton,

How can I stop myself being confused with a diminutive white, aged Scot that plays on the same team as me? I have tried dyeing the middle of my 'fro yellow, being of a different ethnic origin and speaking with a French accent, but still the confusion remains.

Yours perplexedly,

MA Gradel
Leicester

 

[Lako42]

Wee

Cheers Melts

 

[Melton Fox]

Dear Melton,

How can I stop myself being confused with a diminutive white, aged Scot that plays on the same team as me? I have tried dyeing the middle of my 'fro yellow, being of a different ethnic origin and speaking with a French accent, but still the confusion remains.

Yours perplexedly,

MA Gradel
Leicester

I think you'll only have to worry about the golfers.

 

[Durham Fox]

Dear Melton

Do you think Boy Genius will post again, once he thinks we've forgotten he's a blond cock? :icon_lol:

 

[tedfoxxx]

Dear Melton,

Who would win in a fight; a Monkey with a knife or an angry Tiger?

The monkey has been trained to use the knife as weapon btw.

The confused of Tedfordshire

 

[Melton Fox]

Who would win in a fight; a Monkey with a knife or an angry Tiger?

Depends how clever the tiger is.

 

[spionfox]

Dear Melton,

Who would win in a fight; a Monkey with a knife or an angry Tiger?

The monkey has been trained to use the knife as weapon btw.

The confused of Tedfordshire

You getting ready for Hartlepool?

 

[tedfoxxx]

You getting ready for Hartlepool?

I would have asked how a 16 year old boy could fend off a 20 stone northener with a plastic bottle and a rolled up programme

 

[bocadillo]

Melts

I've got a question for you but I am faced with a dilemma. Should I ask it in the 'Ask Melton' thread or here in the 'Ornamental Fish' thread

 

[Melton Fox]

Melts

I've got a question for you but I am faced with a dilemma. Should I ask it in the 'Ask Melton' thread or here in the 'Ornamental Fish' thread

Does it regard ornamental fish?

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Does it regard ornamental fish?

In effect we've got two Ask Melton threads. That's together with the hundreds of other ones where he tells us what he thinks whether we want him to or not. :icon_wink

 

[bocadillo]

Does it regard ornamental fish?

Who's asking the questions here? I thought this was where I asked the questions and you gave the answers.

 

[Melton Fox]

Who's asking the questions here? I thought this was where I asked the questions and you gave the answers.

Sometimes common sense is a powerful tool.